You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Newt Gingrich is saying that Democrats will be lying if they quote anything he said last Sunday on Meet the Press. Apparently, Newt got all confused and said the exact opposite of what he really believes.

In other news, Ben Stein thinks IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn might be innocent of rape because, hey, when has an economist ever done something like that?

This has been today's edition of You Can't Make This Stuff Up.