In Virginia, one format for personalized license plates has the words "KIDS FIRST" at the bottom of the plate. If I lived there, I hope I'd have been as clever as the guy who thought to request "EAT THE" on his because it's very funny. The state of Virginia apparently does not agree…and to do this, they had to decide that it was not a joke about cannibalism (which it obviously was, first and foremost) but about oral sex with children. This change of attitude is kinda funny, too. While the whole notion of having oral sex with children is obviously perverse and illegal…well, so is actually eating people of any age. Nevertheless, the plate has been revoked and will no longer adorn the clever guy's car. And apparently, somewhere in Virginia, there's an official who was cool with the joke when it was about murdering the children and devouring their body parts but decided it was unacceptable when someone pointed out that "eat" has a sexual meaning, too.
Monthly Archives: January 2011
Late Night News
According to this article, Jay Leno's Tonight Show is now matching Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show in the number of young viewers. If that's so on a long-ongoing basis, it's a pretty good argument that NBC was not wrong to replace Conan with Jay. Jay has bettered Conan's numbers in total viewers since the switcheroo but lagged somewhat in the 18-49 demo before.
The piece also notes that Leno is drawing a much larger audience than Conan's current show but that's not of huge surprise or significance. A show on NBC would outdraw a show on TBS.
In other late night news, Nightline has lately been doing better than Jay or Dave.
And this article says Jimmy Fallon's crushing his competition because he's attracting superstar musical guests. Fallon may be drawing viewers because of such bookings but the text of the piece shows that Fallon isn't, as the headline claims, whipping those opposite him. It says right there that Fallon has 1.79 million viewers versus 1.77 for Jimmy Kimmel and 2 million for Craig Ferguson.
Do you see any whipping going on there yet? He and Kimmel are almost tied (though granted, Kimmel's numbers should be higher since he goes on earlier) and Ferguson is still ahead of Fallon…with a show, by the way, that probably costs less than a third of what Fallon's show costs to produce. The article does cite numbers that suggest Fallon has the momentum but he ain't whippin' yet. And might his uptick have as much to do with the gains of his lead-in, Mr. Leno, as it does with great musical guests?
One thing that makes me suspicious about the article is that its whole premise is that Fallon has gained because he hired the former music editor of Billboard magazine. Where did this article appear? Billboard magazine.
Frees, A Jolly Good Fellow!
Our pal Stu Shostak's got a good show today — an interview with Fred Frees. Fred's the son of the late Paul Frees, one of the great voices of American entertainment for several decades. Paul was heard on oodles of cartoons, including most of Jay Ward's, and in thousands of commercials, trailers, promos, etc. He also frequently looped (dubbed) other actors in movies and TV shows, and his unforgettable narration is heard in several corners of Disneyland. Fred is carrying on in his father's tradition and also working on a book about the man.
As if that wasn't enough, Stu will also have in his studio, Paul's best leading lady…June Foray, the First Lady of Cartoon Voicing. June and Paul worked together on all them Jay Ward shows and on many other projects. She'll be tossing in her remembrances of her gifted co-star.
It all happens today on Stu's Show, which you can hear on your computer today from 4 PM until 6 PM Pacific Time, 7 PM until 9 PM Eastern Time…and if you're in other zones, you can probably figure out when you have to tune in to hear them do this show live today. It repeats throughout the week but you'll enjoy it more if you listen live. Just point your browser at the appropriate time to Shokus Internet Radio and click where told.
Today's Video Link
Yesterday, Stan Lee got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A number of sites are reporting it as the first time anyone who wrote comic books ever got one. That's not exactly true. Charles Schulz and Joe Barbera both have stars and both wrote comic books…though obviously, that's not why they received the honor. Then again, we should remember that Stan's star wasn't for writing comic books, either. Near as I can tell, it was officially for being the Executive Producer of various movies starring characters from comic books. I guess it was also just for being Stan Lee, a part he plays quite well though personally, I always saw Sean Connery in the role.
A biz meeting prevented me from making it to the ceremony but it looks like they had a good crowd…
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Go Read It!
Spider-Man complains about the new musical about him.
Recommended Reading
Hey, remember back when we invaded Iraq because Saddam absolutely, positively had Weapons of Mass Destruction and you were craven and unAmerican to doubt it? It was supposed to be a high watermark of Freedom and Liberation that they toppled that big statue of him in Baghdad's Firdos Square. Well, as Peter Maass reveals, we were wrong about that, too.
Drain Storm
Like most of you, I'm usually suspicious of merchandise that's sold either via infomercial or in that milieu. Most things that are "As Seen On TV" are either filling a need I don't have or promising results that seem impossible. But on a whim, I recently picked up a Turbo Snake in my friendly neighborhood CVS Pharmacy. It's a tool to unclog clogged drains, especially in the bathroom — a long flexible rod with something at the end (there are two different "ends") which snakes out hair and other blockages. Given what it probably costs to make, the thing is waaaay overpriced. I was well aware I put out nine bucks to buy a toy that probably cost about 30 cents to manufacture…but it did the job quickly and easily, and it was a lot cheaper and safer than Drano or Liquid Plumber. I don't think it would be of much use in the kitchen but I'm keeping one under my bathroom sink from now on.
Public Appeal
For many years, a cartoonist named Larry Day drew a cartoon strip called Mister Oswald that appeared in Hardware Retailing Magazine. Does anyone out there know if Mr. Day is still with us and if so, how to reach him? If you do, please drop me a message. [UPDATE, later: I think we've found him. Thanks, all!]
Today's Video Link
So…how is pasta made? Let's find out from someone who doesn't know how to pronounce the word…
Why I Miss Brenda
I've seen no stats on this but I'll bet the Internet has decimated the occupation of Travel Agent. I used to have one…a cheery lady named Brenda who always knew a great way to get a bargain on airfare, a great hotel in which to stay, a terrific limo service to get you from the airport to the hotel, etc. She knew everything about travel I didn't know…like when my grandmother died and it became necessary for me to take my mother suddenly to Connecticut for the service, it was Brenda who told me about Bereavement Fares. Those are special rates that most airlines offer if you suddenly need to fly somewhere to bury your grandmother. She knew which airlines did them and she knew the people to contact at each and which forms to fill out and what we had to produce to prove grandma had died and we were going to her funeral insread of on a surfing safari in Barbados. Brenda made a nasty chore a lot less nasty and a whole lot cheaper.
She was also smart enough, I now realize, to get out of Travel Agenting at about the right time. I did not go look for another. I then, like so many people, learned the ease and economy of booking travel myself on the Internet. It turns out to be an acquired skill…something you have to learn like you learn Adobe Photoshop. And like Adobe Photoshop, you can never possibly learn all you need to know and things keep changing on you.
A big thing these days with airlines is luggage fees. You have to remember that if you intend to check one bag, a $125 flight on Southwest is cheaper than a $110 flight to the same place on American. That's because American charges $25 for the first bag and Southwest charges $0. Here's a chart of what they all charge for luggage. A chart like that's handy because some airlines' websites kinda hide that information and some of the online travel brokers don't tell you at all.
The same problem crops up with hotels and "resort fees." These are those mandatory, you-gotta-pay-it add-on costs that are often not disclosed in advance. They aren't always bad but they sometimes make the math more complicated. For instance, if you go to Vegas and stay at the Tropicana, they'll tack on $9.99 a night to whatever base rate you thought you were paying. That's their resort fee but it may not be a bad thing since it includes high-speed Internet access in your room (which runs at least that much anywhere in town that charges separately) and includes a bunch of other goodies like access to their fitness center and some free cocktails and faxes. Depending on how much of what your resort fee covers is of value to you, it might be a bargain. You just need to remember that when you do a search for available hotel rooms at different hotels and you click to put them in descending price order, those rankings probably don't cover resort fee surcharges…or other surprises you may have in store.
There's probably a website out there that shows you all the available deals and includes that information but I haven't found it yet. If I had the wherewithal, I'd start such a site and I'd also have it give you little tips for each city and prevent you from doing anything stupid in your booking. And I'd name it Brenda.
Rascal Review
All this month, Turner Classic Movies is hauling out classic films produced at the Hal Roach Studio. Tomorrow night, you can watch or record twenty-four hours of Our Gang comedies, including a lot of silent films. My TiVo doesn't give individual episode titles but the schedule on the TCM website does…with, alas, no descriptions. If you want to catch a few episodes, try recording some of the sound ones produced from 1934-1936. (It may be rough going to watch them live. TCM has a lot of 18-19 minute shorts slotted in half-hour time slots so you'll probably sit through a lot of filler to get from one to the next.)
I always liked Our Gang, at least while Roach was doing 'em. He later sold the franchise to MGM but by then, the best Our Gangsters had either outgrown the series and left or were checking out. The quality of the films took a pretty noticeable plunge when that happened. During the years they were being produced by the Roach crew, they had a nice warmth and pace to them with good art direction and music. Also, when adults showed up, some pretty good comic actors filled those roles.
Next Tuesday, we get twenty-four hours of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy in some of their best short comedies and a couple of lesser features. I'll give you some pointers to my favorites in time to set your DVR or VCR. Nothing I like better than Laurel and Hardy.
Countdown to Zero
It's been too long since I mentioned my friend Jim Brochu and his wonderful one-man show, Zero Hour. In it, he becomes the great and improbable Zero Mostel, discoursing on his life, his art, his blacklisting, his intermittent stardom, his family and many other topics. Many of you have been to see Jim do this show and have enjoyed the heck out of it…or so my e-mail tells me. Jim tells me that he's soon to close in New York after a long run. He has two more performances to do at the Actors Temple Theatre on West 47th Street (matinees this Wednesday and next Sunday) and then he heads out on tour with it. I'll be posting updates on where you can see him but at the moment, the locales on his horizon are Miami, Toronto, Kansas City, Boston, Montreal and San Francisco. If he comes near you, go see him. And if you're near New York and can catch one of his last two shows there, details are here. Highly recommended…and not just by me.
P.S.
Forgot to mention: The similarity between Larry Griswold's act and Don Otto's is not theft. This article will tell you all about Mr. Griswold, including the fact that he licensed Otto and others to carry on in his tradition. Thanks to about a dozen of you who wrote in to suggest I mention that.
Today's Video Link
So…yesterday in this space, you got to see Larry Griswold, who did a spectacular (and pretty funny) act as a tipsy diver. Today — thanks to Pat Cashin, who told me about this — you get to see a guy who currently does that act…Don Otto. Otto uses some clever sound effects and music but it's basically Griswold's act with a little of Daffy Duck's delivery. I gather he works mostly at state fairs and I'll bet audiences love him.
One thing I always think about when I see an act like this is, "Where's the microphone?" Otto has the advantage of performing in an era of wireless RF mikes so it's probably no big deal for him to be heard by the audience. But go back to that clip of Griswold on a 1951 episode of The Frank Sinatra Show. No wireless mikes then. One or more technicians with boom mikes had to keep 'em wide open and moving wherever Mr. Griswold moved, which was all over the place…and they somehow managed to keep them off-camera. Anyway, here's Don Otto, the Diving Fool…
And while we're at it, here's a little bio of Larry Griswold…
Recommended Reading
Garrett Epps discusses the constitutionality of the Affordable Health Care Act. Do any of us think this is ever going to come to a reasoned, non-political decision?