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Many PBS stations are running an episode of Great Performances these days that will take you to a recent celebration at Carnegie Hall of Stephen Sondheim's 80th birthday. It's a nice special with performers like Bernadette Peters, George Hearn, Elaine Stritch, Patti LuPone and Audra McDonald, all hosted by David Hyde Pierce. It is, of course, wonderful. How could an evening of those folks singing Sondheim songs with the New York Philharmonic — and the composer himself in the house, laughing and crying — not be wonderful? If you enjoyed it, you might want to spring for the twenty bucks and order the DVD (which has several additional numbers not shown on PBS) so you can watch it whenever you want and see it without those endless, tedious Pledge Breaks that remind us again and again that they don't have commercials.

There are no real surprises in the show. Except for a performance of "A Little Priest" by one Mrs. Lovett and two Sweeneys, it's all Sondheim-approved singers singing his most famous songs in Sondheim-approved style, exactly as expected. Nevertheless, I'm a sucker for these concerts and of course, I love just about everything Sondheim has done…and I even respect the hell out of the work of his I don't love. No one is more deserving of such tributes and I look forward to the "80 years and one month" tribute next month with Bernadette Peters, George Hearn, Elaine Stritch, Patti LuPone and Audra McDonald…and then the "80 years and two months" celebration in January with Bernadette Peters, George Hearn, Elaine Stritch, Patti LuPone and Audra McDonald…and then for a change, the February "80 years and three months" birthday salute with feature Audra McDonald, Patti LuPone, Elaine Stritch, George Hearn and Bernadette Peters…and maybe Liza Minnelli. And y'know, if they can keep these going, maybe they can make sure that Mr. Sondheim never writes another show.

Maybe I shouldn't say that last part but I wonder. I've been privileged to know a number of writers, artists and other creative folks who were not undeserving of the label "genius." It has not been true of all of them but it has been true of some that tributes and worship and adulation make it increasingly difficult to produce new work. It seems to make some part of certain creative folks think, "Hmm…maybe I'd better quit while I'm ahead."

I can think of at least three brilliant comic book artists who, I believe, tended to shut down because of that and I'll even mention the name of one of them: the late Alex Toth. I was a close friend of Alex's for about ten years and I'm afraid I was one of the many who kept telling him how brilliant he was…up until the time I began to perceive that we were doing him a disservice. He didn't stop drawing completely in his later years, and I'm not suggesting Too Much Adulation was the only reason he'd go months without producing anything for public consumption. Alex had plenty of reasons. It just began to dawn on me that one of the reasons he was finding them — or allowed little ones to become big ones — was that he felt so overpraised and feared that whatever he produced would not live up to expectations. (Jack Kirby, about whom folks will ask if I don't bring him into this, did not have this inhibition during his last years. He had more or less the opposite problem. He was eager to produce work worthy of the adoration he was experiencing and would probably have output a lot of it had not his health made that impossible.)

Being crushed by one's own reputation is something I've observed in other folks in or out of comics. I know a novelist who wrote an acclaimed Best Seller years ago and who has followed it, so far, with…nothing. He has offers. He has publishers willing to buy his next book, sight unseen and he even signed a contract with one, accepted a huge advance…then returned the advance a few years later. So many people have hailed his literary magnificence that the need to live up to expectations has absolutely paralyzed him. For a while, he would write something and tear it up, write something and tear it up, over and over. Coming from the author of that smash hit, nothing was good enough…and by now, he's pretty much given up. He figures that as long as he doesn't write another book, he'll forever be the author of that big, well-reviewed Best Seller. Why take the chance that he'll become the author of a disappointing flop? He's particularly afraid everyone will say of the previous book (the smash), "Well, guess he was just a fluke…an untalented guy who had one good book in him." So the more people told him, "I loved your last book and can't wait for the next one," the less likely he became to ever produce that next one.

I have no idea if Mr. Sondheim is impacted by any of these tributes…and certainly when one is 80, it's perfectly valid to opt to do other things in one's life and take it easy or at least easier. He has nothing to prove and certainly owes his admirers nothing. Still, I keep wondering not so much about Sondheim but about any great creative talent who curtails their output as they get older. I once spent an afternoon with Ernie Lehman, who wrote some darn great movies (look 'em up) but not in his last 25 years. Our time together was about ten years before he passed and he was still writing…but I don't think he was that serious about getting any of it produced. He even made some remark about how he envied young writers because what they created was not automatically compared to North by Northwest and The Sweet Smell of Success. I admired the guy but I was more impressed with someone like Larry Gelbart who remained productive to his dying day at age 81.

I love all these tributes to Stephen Sondheim…but you know what I'd like even more? I'd like to see him write another show or two that contains work worthy of inclusion in a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. I just hope all this canonization isn't making that impossible.

Today's Video Link

My buddy Jeff Abraham reminds me of an even earlier incarnation of the "mirror" routine — in the 1921 Max Linder comedy, Seven Years Bad Luck. He thinks this is the first. I suspect this bit goes back before film was invented…

For Those in Los Angeles…

Over in Culver City, there's a huge shopping center that now calls itself The New Westfield Culver City Shopping Mall. Most of us, however, still refer to it by its old name which was The Fox Hills Mall. It was always a great place to shop and it's just undergone a major renovation that has improved the place considerably.

It will get even better in a few months when they open a Five Guys burger place there. No date has been announced but the signs are up and that usually means less than six months.

As readers of this blog know, I'm a big fan of Five Guys burgers and fries. I think they're even better than In-N-Out, which is something you're just not supposed to say when you live in In-N-Out country…but there. I said it. Ostracize me if you will.

This is actually the perfect location for me — about ten miles away in an area that I visit about once a month. Any closer and I'd be there too often. I'll let you know if I hear of an opening date.

The Cat Comes Back

I seem to always forget to mention my own endeavors here. The main one lately, at least of those that are currently available for your patronage, is still The Garfield Show, which is produced for the international market and seen in the U.S. on Cartoon Network according to some erratic schedule I won't pretend I understand. As far as I can tell, whenever they air it, they're still airing episodes from Season One. The second season is rolling off the assembly line and it's already airing in some countries. When will Season Two air here? Your guess is not only as good as mine…it's probably better. Whenever Cartoon Network feels like running 'em, I guess.

We did 26 half-hours for Season One, 26 more for Season Two and we're just about to start on another 26 for Season Three…and I guess I need to say the following and phrase it as delicately as I can: There are no job openings on the show. You'd be amazed how many e-mails and phone calls I get from writers, artists and especially voice actors in need of employment. I'm sorrier than you can imagine to have to inform them all that all the positions are filled and it's darn near impossible there will be any openings.

The first DVD of cartoons from the series has been released and the second will be out in January. Amazon is also offering one of those fabulous package deals they have where you can buy both at one time and save an entire penny!

And that's about everything I have to say at the moment. If and when I find out when Season Two will be catchable in this country, I'll let you know.

Today's Video Link(s)

I've occasionally mentioned here the great film comedian Charley Chase, not to be confused with the current actress in XXX-rated films of the same name. This is a quick excerpt from Mr. Chase's 1924 film, Sittin' Pretty which finds him disguised with a fake beard.

Perhaps that scene reminds you of a similar but more famous scene in the 1933 Marx Brothers movie, Duck Soup. The latter routine is said to have been something more or less improvised on the set by director Leo McCarey…and (Hey, what a coincidence!) Leo McCarey was the director of the 1924 Charley Chase film, too. Here, to refresh your memory, is that scene with Groucho and Harpo…

And while we're at it, here from a 1955 episode of I Love Lucy is…well, you know what this is…

Go Read It

By now, you've probably read a hundred articles and opinions about the new TSA screening policies. My longtime pal Joe Brancatelli actually manages to offer some facts.

Recommended Reading

Matt Taibbi says that the system is rigged against homeowners who can't pay their mortgages. Due process is being elbowed aside to help banks foreclose as quickly as possible. Why am I not surprised?

TeeVee on DeeVeeDee

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Someone asked me the other day what old TV show that hasn't had a formal DVD release I would like to see so issued. A few months ago, my answer would probably have been Car 54, Where Are You? but I recently found out that a collection of Season One is on the way. My friend Hank Garrett, who is one of the few surviving cast members, was recently flown to New York. He and his fellow cast member Charlotte Rae were interviewed by Robert Klein for a Special Feature that will be included on the DVD. Hank has no idea when it'll be out but the fact that it's on the way is great to hear. If you're not familiar with those shows, you're in for a treat.

My second choice might be the American version of That Was the Week That Was, which aired here from 1964-1965. I remember it as an uneven but often brilliant comedy show that skewered events in the news with a rotating cast that included Alan Alda, Henry Morgan, David Frost, Buck Henry, Burr Tillstrom, Elliot Reid and many others. I also remember it being preempted almost constantly during the '64 presidential election. Back then, it was not uncommon for parties or candidates to buy up a half-hour or hour of evening network time to air political ads, sometimes with little advance warning. The Republican National Committee somehow decided it would help Barry Goldwater get elected if they prevented TW3, as it was affectionately called, from airing. So each week for months, we'd tune in when TV Guide said it would be on and each week, we'd be disappointed to find a Goldwater ad in its stead. Anyway, I'd love to see some whole episodes of that show if any exist. Some collectors have told me that not much has survived.

So I guess my choice would be The Defenders, no relation to the current program of that name. Aired on CBS from 1961-1965, it was a courtroom drama starring E.G. Marshall and Robert Reed as a father-son lawyer team that handled important, polemic cases. Unlike the concurrent Perry Mason (which also aired on CBS), the accused was not always proven innocent and the stories were not whodunnits. Often, they had to do with the morality of our laws and the legality of our morals. A few years ago, someone sent me a VHS tape of four episodes and I thought they held up quite well…and every one of them gave me a lot to think about. Every bit of controversy in them was still controversial, though often not in the same way as in the sixties. So that's my vote: The Defenders. Will someone get on that, please?

Today's Video Link

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Today is not only Thanksgiving. It's also the birthday of Noel Neill, the beloved actress who played the role of Lois Lane on the George Reeves Adventures of Superman TV show and in a serial that preceded it. The Superman show was remarkably entertaining considering the silliness of many of the scripts and how little money was spent to film them. That it worked had a lot to do with the near-invulnerable appeal of the title character but also to the charisma and strong acting abilities of the regular cast. They made a lot of weak material work…and a lot of us will always have a warm spot for George Reeves, Jack Larson and Ms. Neill.

It may not be polite to divulge a lady's age but you're only one Google click from finding out that she turns ninety today. I'm pleased to say she still makes the rounds of conventions to answer questions, meet her fans, autograph a fine autobiography…and let people like me interview her. As far as I know, there are no videos of the chats I've done with her but my friend Joe Ferrara, who runs a great bookshop called Atlantis Fantasyworld in Santa Cruz interviewed her four years ago and Joe had the good sense to have cameras rolling. It's in three parts which should run one after the other in the player I've embedded below. Together, it's about a half hour and I thought you might enjoy spending that much time with this classy lady…

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Quick Comment

Kevin Drum is right: This whole tradition of the President of the United States "pardoning" one Thanksgiving turkey (and then, of course, eating another) is one of the stupidest rituals in our government. And it won't go away because, you know, it would be Socialist and Nazi-like to not to do it…

Wonderful Con

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If the Comic-Con International in San Diego is too big for you…or you just can't wait 'til next July…why not consider an outing to the WonderCon, which is being held in San Francisco the first three days of next April? It's a fine con, run by pretty much the same crew that brings you the San Diego gala each year but it's smaller and has more emphasis on comic books. "Smaller" in this case is still big enough that you'll have plenty to do and see and buy. It's just a more manageable con, especially for those who may be new to this world. It's also located in a great part of a great city and finding a hotel room is usually not a problem.

I'm a guest there each year. I'll be there for the '11 one, wandering around and hosting panels…and I don't go to a lot of conventions these days. Most folks who do comics will go to almost any one that will invite them and fly 'em in because they have stuff to sell. Artists especially make, if not a lot of money then at least enough to make it worth the time and travel. For my own reasons, which probably have as much to do with stupidity as anything else, I don't sell things at conventions. Never have. People are always asking me at cons, "Did you bring your Jack Kirby book to sell?" and I say, "No, that's kind of what I thought the dealers were for. Go buy a copy from one of them and I'll sign it."

Anyway, what I'm getting at here is that if you see me advertised as attending a convention, that probably means I think it'll be a pretty good convention. I have no other reason to go other than that I expect to enjoy myself. I always go to WonderCon. Make of that what you will.

With Great Cost Comes Great Responsibility…

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I am not particularly excited about the upcoming Spider-Man musical because…well, though I like Spider-Man and I like musicals, they don't seem to go together. I like clam chowder too, and if someone decided to make a musical about clam chowder, it would not automatically command my attention, either. Maybe Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark will surprise me. It's supposed to open soon on Broadway with previews commencing this weekend. That is, assuming they don't postpone it all for the hundred-and-ninth time. (You may not be able to read it but the above ad announces an opening date of February 18, 2010.) I know little about it except that the budget has swelled to the point where a lot of theater observers are shaking their heads, thinking what a spectacular success or disaster it could be and what either outcome will mean to the business. And I suppose there are those schadenfreude folks out there rooting for disaster. The theatrical community is full of loving, passionate people but there's a seamy flank that lives to trash the efforts of others.

Jesse Green has written a long article about the current status of the show and we also have one by Patrick Healy in the New York Times. Being me, I can't help note that neither article contains any mention whatsoever of Stan Lee, Steve Ditko or anyone who was ever important to the success of the property. Both focus mainly on the money and the technical wizardry, not on the characters or story. If that's how the show works, that may be a problem right there. Then again, if the plot and songs aren't wonderful, they may still sell a lot of tickets to folks who just want to see the money.

One thing I wonder about a show like this: A lot of Broadway hits don't make huge sums of cash in New York. They break even there or show a modest profit…and then the real bucks come from all the touring companies and regional theater productions that ensue. The original Fiddler on the Roof ran on Broadway for over 3200 performances and made a lot of people rich just with that…but that's nothing compared to the money that comes in from the revivals and the umpteen-zillion productions of it done of it around the country each year. Most of those are possible because the show is not expensive to stage. You and I could get a small theater and couple thousand bucks and put it on, assuming we could find some Jews somewhere. Or at least, people who can pass for Jews. The point is the cost does not provide a disincentive. It doesn't require much capital to mount A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum or Guys & Dolls or Company or Damn Yankees or any of those. You can even stick one in (and I have seen all of those in) a 99-seat theater. I once saw You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown in a theater with a capacity of 30 and I doubt they spent more than $300 on sets and costumes and tuning the one piano that comprised the entire orchestra.

Assuming the Spider-Man musical is a smash, what else can happen to it? Where will it be seen apart from that one house near Times Square and maybe one touring company that will probably have to simplify the effects and sets? There has recently been a trend in local theater towards "minimalist" productions…people staging Camelot, for instance, with a cast of eight and a small orchestra. You can sometimes do that with a show where the "stars" are the story and the songs. I've also seen a couple of versions of It's A Bird, It's a Plane, It's Superman done for eleven dollars but those were all spoofs where they made fun of the cheap sets and lack of, for example, money to fly their star around onstage. Somehow, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is feeling like a show that isn't going to go either route. It's feeling like theater as one-time spectacular event as opposed to theater for the ages. Some folks are probably worried that if it succeeds on that level, what's the next step?

Today's Video Link

Okay, let's get down to the important stuff. Join the crusade to have Cookie Monster host Saturday Night Live! Here's where you sign up.

Recommended Reading

Michael Kinsley has a different perspective on the whole TSA screening and junk-touching controversy.

By the way, and he almost discusses this but stops short: I've long assumed that the reason they search old ladies and folks in wheelchairs and nine-year-old girls is that they think while those folks are surely not terrorists, some terrorist might have the idea to hide or plant a weapon on one of those folks, then reclaim it once they're past the security checkpoint. It's not that they think Grandma will knowingly have a gun in her purse but that it wouldn't be that hard for someone else to stash one in there when she wasn't looking.