Eager to scare the living bejeesus out of the kids in your neighborhood? Well, you could show them any commercial Glenn Beck has made lately but that would be too, too cruel. Far better is this: Carve yourself a Groo-o'-Lantern! Our friend Ryan Claytor figured out how to do it and he's more than willing to share his secrets and the pattern with you at this site.
And while you're there, take a look around. Ryan is a clever cartoonist whose work I've recommended in the past. This Halloween, why not give yourself a treat and order a volume of his "And Then One Day" autobiographical comics? Start at the beginning so when you get hooked and need more, you can go chronologically.