Okay, here's the premise: Take "In Buddy's Eyes," which that Sondheim fella wrote for the musical Follies and rewrite the lyrics as if it were performed by and about Betty White. You got that? Fred Landau did the new words. I assume that's the same Fred Landau who wrote the book for the musical version of The Last Starfighter. And Broadway actress Mary Jay is the singer who does a great Betty White impression and that's all I know and all you need to know…