Here are two commercials which I'm embedding even though I'm not getting paid for either. The first is a famous 80's commercial for Big Red chewing gum…
And now, here's the new Verizon commercial. This is the first time I can recall one commercial aping another this way. I like it, though the lyrics make me cringe like the ones in the gum version did. Hey, just because the gum people didn't hire someone who knew what a "rhyme" is doesn't mean Verizon couldn't…