The Cat is Coming!

Next Monday, The Garfield Show debuts on Cartoon Network in the U.S. of A. This is the all-new series that I've been working on for the last couple of years as a producer, writer and voice director. It began airing some time ago in other countries and did so well that we're already into production on our second season. Cartoon Network begins airing the first season on October 26 and then each episode will run twice a day, Monday through Friday. On my set, the two telecasts are at 7:30 AM and Noon but it'll probably be 10:30 AM and 3 PM where you are. Consult, as they say, your local listings.

The show features Frank Welker as the voice of Garfield, Wally Wingert as Jon, Gregg Berger as Odie and Squeak the Mouse, Jason Marsden as Nermal, Julie Payne as Liz, and Audrey Wasilewski as Arlene. All those folks also speak for other characters, plus they've been joined by a number of guest actors including Laura Summer, Tress MacNeille, Stan Freberg, David L. Lander, Melissa Disney and Susan Silo. The shows were animated by Dargaud Media and Ellipsanime Productions, directed by Philippe Vidal. I tell you all this because unless they've remade the end credits without telling me, they'll be unreadable on your set.

But that's about my only complaint. I was initially leery of CGI animation but as I've come to realize, there's good CGI and bad CGI just like any other kind of animation. I think we got some very good CGI. This guy Vidal really knows how to make cartoons…and that's about all the hard sell I'll give it. Hope you'll catch some of them and I hope you'll enjoy what you catch. On the first episode, you can see what happens when Earth is invaded by people from another planet where everyone looks like a piece of lasagna. And don't think that couldn't happen.

Recommended Reading

Bob Elisberg says all that needs to be said about the "balloon boy" incident, thereby saving me the time. Thank you, Bob.

Irv the Nerve

The above is not a photo of Chico, Groucho and Harpo, nor is it a picture of Chico, Frank Ferrante and Harpo. It's actually Chico, Irving Brecher and Harpo. The late Irving Brecher (he died last November at the age of 94) not only wrote two of the Marx Brothers movies but one time when Groucho was ill and publicity pictures had to be taken, they stuck the screenwriter in a Groucho suit and used him in the photos. Brecher also wrote movies that didn't have any Marx Brothers in them — films like Meet Me In St. Louis and Bye Bye, Birdie and he even did a dialogue punch-up on The Wizard of Oz. He created the TV series, The People's Choice and the radio and TV series, The Life of Riley. He worked with all the great comedians but especially Milton Berle. And he was a very funny, clever man.

I have just read his newly (posthumously) published autobiography, The Wicked Wit of the West, which is aptly subtitled, "The last great Golden-Age screenwriter shares the hilarity and heartaches of working with Groucho, Garland, Gleason, Burns, Berle, Benny and many more." I dunno if he's genuinely the last but he did fraternize with all those folks and boy, has he got stories to tell. Some of them, I even believe — stories of how Berle discovered him. It happened when Brecher put a little classified ad in Variety offering to sell "Positively Berle-proof gags. So bad that not even Milton will steal them." Berle just had to hire a guy who'd advertise like that…and from there on, Brecher just kept getting more and more work until he was one of the leading comedy writers of his day.

You can see why since the book oozes humor…and Brecher's memory is pretty good, though a few tales feel invented to me and there are odd factual lapses. For instance, he keeps insisting that Ernie Kovacs was killed in a car accident on his way home from a New Year's Eve party. That had to have been some party because Kovacs died on January 13, 1962. But if you can get past lapses of that sort, you'll find the book hilarious and regret you didn't know its author. I met him briefly on a few occasions and it sure made me wish those occasions hadn't been so few and far between. Here's an Amazon link to order.

Today's Video Link

Here's an early sixties commercial for Dr Pepper — and by the way, that's how you spell it. They apparently took away the period after "Dr" the same time they revoked his medical license because he'd caused so many people to get cavities and diabetes.

Jay Watching

As we've explained here before, the key to Jay Leno's continuance on the air rests with the key affiliates. Their post-primetime newscasts (11 PM in most markets) are a key profit center. The reason that Conan and Dave start at 11:35 instead of 11:30 is to allow these shows to squeeze in another lucrative commercial break.

This article suggests that some NBC affiliates are pretty darned unhappy with the numbers Jay is delivering; that his lead-in is so weak that it's costing them a lot of bucks. The thinking was always that they'd wait to see how new Jay shows would fare against the CSI reruns before they made any changes…but then the thinking was always that Jay wouldn't lose by as wide a margin as is presently the case. It's looking like the network may not be able to keep affiliates on the reservation until such time as the competition is in reruns.

Possible TiVo Alert!

Later today (Monday), Michael Chabon is a guest on Tavis Smiley's show and Last Call With Carson Daly is rerunning an episode with Stan Lee.

Air Apparent

I have this friend named Joe Brancatelli. Known him since the early seventies, I have. Joe has always been a reporter and back then he covered the comic book industry, such as it was. Nowadays, he covers the travel industry — the airlines, mainly. I've been reading him for a long time and I've never seen him not know what he was talking about. He can tell you why United Airlines sucks. He can tell you why Southwest Airlines is making money. He can even tell you why airlines are losing money when they charge you for checked luggage.

In this new article, he explains how the utter mismanagement of the big airlines continues unabated and why small carriers are showing some profits. I don't know the business that well but I'll bet you he's right.

Joe runs a for-pay website for travellers called Joe Sent Me, which is valuable, especially if you fly a lot on business. But I've been lax in linking to the freely-available pieces he authors so consider this a kind of "catching-up" posting. And if I forget again, go seek out his articles on your own. They're very informative.

And So It Goes…

Never one to let a little thing like his own death stop him, Kurt Vonnegut has a new book coming out shortly. It's called Look at the Birdie and the L.A. Times has published the title story from it as a little preview. They also resurrected a review that Harlan Ellison wrote of Slaughterhouse Five back in 1969. Odd to see a review of that book come unstuck in time like this.

You can advance order Look at the Birdie from Amazon at this link. They're saying it'll be out any day now but since the author's dead, he may be a little behind.

Today's Video Link

Here's another one of those quickie Dayton Allen "filler" TV shorts. Am I the only one who looks at these and is reminded of a lot of the characters that George Carlin did in his act, especially when he was starting out as a stand-up comedian?

Frank and Don

The other night, David Letterman had Don Rickles on as a guest. It was an odd appearance, especially when the topic was Mr. Francis Albert Sinatra. In one segment, Rickles talked about how Frank was his hero…someone he very much loved and admired. In another, Dave asked Don to tell the story of the night Sinatra saved Shecky Greene's life…and Rickles, somewhat reluctantly, told the following tale…

The story is…it's not a pleasant thing. Shecky was always, you know, making fun of the mob…great comedian, great sense of humor and still does. And funny, funny, funny. And one night, Frank got a little — the way I understand it — fed up and he said to the guys, "I don't like it any more. Work him over." When Frank says, "Work him over," you phone your family and say goodbye. No, it wasn't really that bad. Well, it was. So they got him, the way I understand it, backstage at the Fontainebleau or someplace and they started banging on him. Bang! Bang! Bang! And Frank walked in and said, "I think that's enough." And Shecky's like this…(slumps in chair as if knocked unconscious).

Okay now, first point: Rickles wasn't there. That is, if this even happened. Did it? Or more to the point, does Rickles think it actually happened? It's kind of a Vegas legend, and I think Shecky Greene used to tell it as a joke. "Frank Sinatra once saved my life. A bunch of his goons were working me over and he said, "That's enough."

But what's alleged here is that Frank Sinatra once got annoyed because a night club comedian was ridiculing the Mafia so he had some men beat the crap out of the comedian. Does Rickles think it happened?

If not, why does he tell the story and make his friend and hero seem like a pretty reprehensible human being? He didn't make it sound like a joke. He made it sound like it actually happened. Sinatra used to get furious with folks who said he had mob connections and acted like one of those thugs.

But if Rickles thinks it happened…well, how do you admire a guy who'd do something like that? Even if you weren't a night club comedian who routinely did the kind of thing Shecky Greene did, how do you worship a guy who gives the order to have another human being beaten-up for telling jokes?

Soup is Good Food

I've paid way too much attention to the Creamy Tomato Soup that is occasionally an offering at the chain of restaurants known in some states as Souplantation and in others as Sweet Tomatoes. They have it each year for the month of March and then in October, when they have "special request month," it's available there for one week.

That week is this week. Souplantations change their menus over the weekend, depending on when they run out of last week's goodies. I just phoned the Souplantation near me and they won't have it until tomorrow. I called another Souplantation I sometimes visit and they do have it today. Each will have it until it's replaced with something else, possibly as soon as next Saturday, probably by a week from today and certainly by a week from tomorrow. If you're anywhere near a Souplantation or Sweet Tomatoes, you might want to stop in and try a bowl or two or nine. Here's a page that will tell you if there's one in your neck of the woods.

Like I said, I've made way too much about this. It's just tomato soup, people. But I thought it was a good running gag to play up my fave soup and I was curious to see if this blog could generate enough enthusiasm Out There that maybe the Souplantation people might have it there more often. As it turned out, a nice lady with the Souplantation company appreciated my efforts enough to send me a pile of coupons for free meals. A gent who works for the firm also wrote me to say he thought they oughta make my favorite soup a regular item but that he doubted the folks there who make those decisions wanted to alter their current game plan. So enjoy it while you can.

Reflections on Geo. Tuska

I wanted to write a little something more, not so much about George Tuska (who died the other day at age 93) as about the comic book creators of his generation. As you may notice from the incessant obits on this site, we're losing them at a good clip and that's sad on so many levels. It's not just that men like Tuska were charming, dedicated folks who did comics not for the money (there was never much of that) but for the love of the form and the pride of earning a living by creating something. Jack Kirby, for example, was notably proud that he could start his workday with essentially nothing — blank paper and some pencils — and before bedtime, he'd made something exist that didn't exist when he got up — pages that would buy groceries for his family.

Obviously, younger folks who write and draw comics have some of the same motives but it was different with guys of Jack's (and George's) era, men who'd grown up in the Depression and at a time when few imagined the stardom and rewards that would one day come with being a top comic book creator. One of the many ways it was different — and I'm going to leave Kirby aside here because he was always in his own special category — is that the George Tuskas of the world did their work with little to no clout, power or say-so in what they created or what happened to it.

If work was available at Timely Comics and nowhere else, they worked for Timely Comics. If the available work was on romance comics, they drew romance comics. If the editor wanted them to pencil, they pencilled. If the editor wanted them to ink, they inked. If the editor wanted them to pencil and for the work to be inked by someone really bad…well, it was inked by someone really bad. A competent artist today has a lot more ability to say, "Gee, I don't want to draw that strip" or "I don't feel I can work with that writer."

He or she especially does not have the problem that someone like Tuska had, which was the whiplash effect of caring passionately about creating the work and then suddenly having to not care. An artist of his era was handed a script, which he may or may not have liked in the least, and he had to go home and spend a week or two of his life making it come to life on the paper. Even a bad artist put in a lot of hours at the drawing board and I'm sure those were rougher hours because they knew that at some point, they'd have to hand their work over to a system that treated it as fodder for the assembly line. It was like, "We want you to sweat over every page and give it your all…then not mind if we have it inked by a caveman, redrawn in the office, colored by a blind guy and printed with the cheapest-possible printing. Oh, yeah…and then we're going to burn the original art." It's hard to turn pride 'n' passion off and on like a toggle switch.

Often, one sees the work of a comic book creator dismissed as "hackwork," done by someone who clearly didn't care and just slopped it out as rapidly as possible to get the check. My own observation is that in comics, that is rarely the case. Bad work is done, of course, all the time. Some people just aren't that talented and many are miscast, assigned to the wrong material with the wrong collaborators. In the seventies, I had a memorable (and troubling) lunch with one of Mr. Tuska's contemporaries who was then having trouble getting work. He had drawn many wonderful comics in the past but his current art was disjointed and full of odd staging and distortions. "I'm trying to give the editors what they want," he told me ruefully. "But no matter how many times they explain what they want, I never know what they're talking about."

This still happens in comics but not as much. Artists and writers today command more proprietary respect. They're more likely to be engaged to do what they do, not what they can't do. This changed in part because the industry recognized that customers buy because of who writes and draws the books; that an issue of Batman by Frank Miller is worth a lot more to the company than one by the next kid who walks in the door with samples. Some of the change was also because the industry just plain matured to keep up with changing times. And a lot of it was because that new generation moved in…artists and writers who didn't have quite the same attitude about their work and making a living as the folks who grew up in and around the Depression and World War II.

George Tuska worked in comics from around 1939 until around 2001. Leave aside the first few years (when he was learning his craft) and the last few (when old age impaired his work) and you have roughly 55 years of productivity that was pretty much consistent in quality and quantity. When circumstances and sensitive editors got him on the right project with the right collaborators, something very good usually resulted. That was not always the case. I'm not surprised to read pieces about him like this "take" by someone in a silly list of comic artists over at The A.V. Club…

Pity poor George Tuska. By all accounts a likeable, pleasant man, versatile and eager to please, he started out in the 1930s, and worked for every big publisher of the era, from Will Eisner to Lou Fine to Lev Gleason. It's hard to find anyone who would say a bad word against him as a man. But as an artist, his Silver Age work for Marvel Comics… Well, it wasn't exactly bad; Tuska was perfectly competent, and his art for titles like Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk is decent, though unspectacular. But his drawing was so quickly assayed, and so essentially flavorless, that he became the King Of The Fill-In Issue, hopping in to provide bland, forgettable work whenever someone else blew a deadline. He thus played an inadvertent part in setting up the Big Two's creed of speed over quality, and helped establish the Marvel house style, which nurtured some young artists, but acted as an artistic straitjacket for others. A respectable journeyman, Tuska nonetheless played the fall guy for what would become an ugly, largely detrimental tendency from the 1960s until the birth of the miniseries in the '80s.

There's some truth to that, especially if you note that the author of the above thinks Tuska drew The Incredible Hulk. Not really. The one issue (only one) that features his art was a case when he drew a story for another comic and when Marvel suddenly needed an issue of Hulk in a hurry, they took Tuska's story had another artist draw the green-skinned guy into a couple of panels and published it as an issue of The Incredible Hulk. That may have been the best move in order to get a book to press on time but George never got a chance to show what he could do on the Hulk comic. He may not have ever known he'd even "drawn" an issue of it.

The great thing about George Tuska's career is that he made a decent living for 60-some-odd years doing something he loved. The sad thing is that The System could have gotten 55 years of great comics out of him during that time and didn't. It had a wonderful asset in dedicated craftsmen like Tuska and it too often wasted them. Which is a special shame because we'll probably never see guys like Tuska again…guys who spent their whole lives giving comics all they had to give.

Today's Video Link

This is a photo from the original Broadway production (which I, alas, never saw) of my favorite musical comedy, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. The gent at right is — of course — its star, Zero Mostel. The gent making faces at left is David Burns, who originated the role of Senex. Mr. Burns had just as glorious a career on the stage as Mostel or any actor you could name. One of his other triumphs came in 1964 when a show debuted called Hello, Dolly!, with Carol Channing as Dolly and Davy Burns as Horace Vandergelder. He was also the original Mayor Shinn in The Music Man and…well, he appeared in a lot of famous plays.

Though loved by the critics and adored by his fellow actors, Burns is not all that well known by the general public. He spent most of his career on the stage, not in front of cameras. A lot of what I know about him is because my pal Jim Brochu — the fellow I mention here often for his stunning one-man show as Zero Mostel — was his unofficial nephew. There was no blood relationship but they were that close. That's how come Jimmy got to hang around backstage at Forum and how he got to know the amazing Zero. Every time I'm with Jim and his "uncle's" name pops up, I hear a wonderful anecdote or two about the man.

The other morning in an e-mail from Jim, I learned something of vital importance. As a kid, I must have viewed the classic animated commercial for Maypo cereal no less than one billion times. Channel 5 locally seemed to have a rule that you couldn't run two consecutive cartoons without running the Maypo commercial between them. Ergo, I know this commercial better than I know anything I might have ever learned in school. What I didn't know was who did the voice of Uncle Ralph. Turns out, it was Uncle Davy!