In Other News…

This is being quoted on a couple of other sites but I felt like putting it here, as well. Yesterday on Keith Olbermann's show, political reporter Howard Fineman said the following, and no one seems to be leaping up to disagree…

I talked to people on the Hill all day today. I talked to Republicans as well as Democrats. Republicans claim they have a plan. They don't. They claim they're going to have a plan. They won't. Their whole strategy…is to stand on the sidelines with their arms folded while the Democrats try to work this thing out. That's their whole strategy.

I think the health care system in this country is in dire need of repair. I think people are losing their lives or at least their homes because they simply can't afford proper treatment. Whether the Democratic plan is ideal, I don't know, though the arguments against it I'm hearing sound to me like they're coming from folks who haven't read it but since they don't want any Democratic plan to succeed, are just making up bogus reasons to fear it. In any case, it's apparent that the G.O.P. plan is no plan; that they just want to leave things the way they are. And you know…if I were a Congressman or Senator devoid of conscience and I got that much money from the drug companies, I might too.

Today's Video Link

Day before yesterday, I linked you to a video wherein Matt Harding (of "Where the Hell in the World is Matt?" fame) confessed that the entire video was a hoax created via Photoshop and high-tech puppetry. I thought it would be obvious but to my amazement, I heard from people who either thought it was true that the whole video was a fraud or thought that I thought that. No, no, no. The "confession" was obviously the hoax…as Matt explains in the video below.

Maybe I shouldn't be amazed, what with all the people out there who believe things like "Barack Obama was born in Kenya." (Most of those same people seem to think George W. Bush was a great president. I think the two delusions are connected.) What percentage of people still think the Moon Landing was done on a soundstage at Disney?

Anyway, here's Matt Harding talking about, among other things, the hoax that his video was a hoax. Somewhere out there, some is watching this video and thinking that the real hoax is claiming that the confession was a hoax. Andy Kaufman told me that last week.

Recommended Reading

Fred Kaplan explains the surprising (because of who was for and against it) Senate vote to kill production of the F-22 stealth fighter plane. The vote wasn't so much along party lines as pork loins.

By the way: Fred sent me a copy of his new book, which is all about the year 1959 and all the turning points that occurred in or around that year. I'm enjoying what I've read of it but I've been too busy lately to get all the way through it. I will soon, but if you don't want to wait for me, here's an Amazon link that'll get you a copy.

Today's Video Link

As I explained here hundreds of years ago, when Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy made their early "talkies," they made some of them several times. They'd shoot the version we got here in America and then they'd go back into the same sets and costumes and bring in a (mostly) new supporting cast and shoot the dialogue scenes in German, French and/or Italian for the foreign market. Stan and Ollie didn't speak those languages but a dialogue coach would teach them how to pronounce the words, which would be written out on a blackboard out of camera range. So in the clip we have for you today, you hear the actual voices of Laurel and Hardy speaking, in this case, German.

Later on, the technology for dubbing became better and the films were translated that way for the foreign market. But we still have some interesting remnants like this trailer for the German release of the 1931 movie, Pardon Us.

Recommended Reading

If you have a moment, read this blog post from Kevin Drum about how to market health care reform to people who are satisfied with the insurance they have at the moment.

I'd append what is for me, a biggie: I have decent health insurance…but it's in my interest to have others around me also have decent health care. It hurts me if my friends and neighbors are needy or sick.

Rewriting History

Ken Levine, who knows of what he speaks on baseball and comedy writing, writes about the latter…specifically, how actors can and should suggest changes in a script in a constructive, non-tantrum manner.

You do get, especially from seasoned amateurs, a lot of "ego" notes where someone pretends they're just concerned with the health of the show…but what they really want is a bigger part or to lose that joke that suggests they're getting chubby. I've worked with actors who seem to find all sorts of structural flaws in any script where someone else gets a laugh.

The big problem is usually a performer who's way too quick to say of the material, "This needs a rewrite" or, even worse, "I have to save this." In the seventies, a lot of sitcoms were harmed, I believe, by all those articles that said the cast of All in the Family was tossing out the script each week and either demanding a new one or improvising/writing in their rehearsals. That seems to have been true at times on that show but it led to actors on many sitcoms thinking that your final draft was merely their starting point and it was up to them to start rejecting material and maybe rewriting on their feet…and the sooner they got this process started, the better.

That kind of thing becomes self-perpetuating. It can lead to the writing staff deciding, perhaps sub-consciously, not to put as much effort into the scripts that are handed out on the first day of rehearsal, and to save the effort (and good lines) for the drafts that will be generated later in the week. On one show I worked on, if you came up with a good line early in the process, the producer would say, "Save that one 'til the day before we tape." Because if you put it in too soon before then, it would never make it to Tape Day. Weaker table drafts, of course, merely heighten the actors' feelings that they need someone — themselves or the staff — to do rewrites. Rightly so.

There have been, of course, shows that were famous for trusting the writers and sticking largely to the script as written. M*A*S*H appears to have been one, and no program was ever more successful. (Then again, All in the Family was no flop.) Some actors are good at spotting valid weaknesses in a script and some, quite frankly, aren't. There was an interview once with Donald Sutherland where he said that for the first decade or so of his career, he'd argue over every line with the director and/or writer. Then at some point, he decided — just as an experiment — to skip all that and just do the lines as written and directed. His ultimate conclusion was that it made no difference. The final product was no better or worse because of it.

Anyway, in his piece, Ken cites the actor Nick Colasanto as having just the right approach to suggesting that his lines could use some work. The best I ever encountered was when I did a show way back in the mid-seventies with Eve Arden. She only said it twice to me but I gather it was her standard line when she thought her part needed another pass through the typewriters we then used. She said, "I'm sorry. I can't make this work. You're either going to have to teach it to me the way you want it, rewrite it or hire a much better actress." Maybe it was how she said it that made us rush to rewrite. And then she was genuinely grateful for what we gave her instead.

Today's Video Link

I assume you've seen this. It's "Where the Hell is Matt?", which purports to be a video that a gentleman named Matt Harding shot by traveling to dozens of locations around the world…

But Matt has finally owned up to what we smart people realized right off the bat; that the whole thing was a hoax accomplished by Photoshop, robotics, green screen and other kinds of visual trickery. Here he is admitting it all…

Personally, I knew it all the time. But at least it brought us this clever parody…

VIDEO MISSING

Checkered Cabs

The other day, discussing ways of getting around San Diego, I mentioned the pedal cabs (or pedi-cabs, as seems to be the more popular name) they have down there. My buddy Dana Gabbard directed me to this article in the L.A. Times that discusses the problems of these vehicles. Many are unlicensed, some have been known to go where they're forbidden to go, and there have been a couple of fatal accidents. Maybe they're not such a good idea after all…

Monday Afternoon

Happy to say, the medical news is good for Gene Colan and he will be at the Comic-Con in San Diego, after all. So the announcements of his panel and appearance being cancelled are now, themselves, cancelled. Gene should be on the Golden Age Panel on Thursday at 3:30 in Room 8, and I'll be interviewing him (with the help of Marv Wolfman) in that same room on Friday at 11 AM. Yay.

Thanks to all who volunteered for Freberg Duty. I got over 75 applicants and will be calling on a few of you. But you should all go by the table (AA-01 in Artists Alley) and say howdy to Stan and Hunter Freberg. They'll be selling autographed photos, books, and CDs of the best comedy album ever done, Stan Freberg Presents the United States of America.

Here's another one of these links to my schedule…

Monday Morning

If I look different to you today, it's probably because I'm on my backup computer. Since this looks to be a very busy week, what with the convention and all, naturally my hard disk had to crash, which it did at around 3 AM this morning. It looked at me, looked at the list of things I need to get done, decided this would be the perfect time and quit dead on me. They do that deliberately, you know.

Fortunately, I have this clever system of backups that ensures I lose nothing when this happens and can move over here to the backup with very little loss of data. Unfortunately, I still have to shlep my main computer over to my techno-wizard friend today because what's wrong with it seems to be beyond my only-goes-so-far expertise. Near as I can tell, the thingamabob is out of alignment with the whatzis. In fact, I'm hoping we don't need to do a low level reformat of the whatzis.

All of this means you may not see a lot of posting here for a while…an announcement I make with great trepidation. Because two-thirds of the time when I say it, someone really important dies and I'm back here doing obit postings…and we've sure had enough of those lately.


In other news: As you all know, Stan and Hunter Freberg are making their first-ever appearance at the Comic-Con and folks are really excited. As well they should be. Is there any devout fan of Freberg who's attending who'd like to donate a couple of hours to helping me help them? I'm especially looking for someone who's going to be there by late Wednesday and can help set up for Preview Night. Drop me a note.

And there seems to be a slight chance that Gene Colan will be at the con after all. He has a doctor's appointment this afternoon and maybe, just maybe, they'll clear him to go. Stay tuned for the verdict, probably later today.

Okay, I'd better go get the main computer over to my computer expert, who's over in the Palms area. If you're anywhere near there and in need of the number of someone who can fix or build a PC for you, I've got just the guy. Write me for his contact info. I'm heading over there now, just as soon as I put on some pants. That's usually a good idea.

Daily News

The man in the photo above left is actor Bill Daily, star of I Dream of Jeannie and the even-bigger-hit TV series, The Bob Newhart Show. And somewhere here, I have pics on Bill on other shows, always being very funny. The man at right is actor Jack Riley, who's also done a million things but is probably best known for that same Newhart series, as well as hundreds of commercials and cartoons and movies and…well, both men have done an awful lot.

They'll be discussing their careers on Wednesday on Stu's Show, the anchor program of Shokus Internet Radio. Stuart Shostak will be interviewing them and taking your phone calls live between the hours of 4 PM and 6 PM Pacific Time, which translates to 7 PM to 9 PM on the East Coast and to other times in other places. Jack's been on before but this is Bill's first time so I'm guessing the emphasis will be on him. Sound like something we'll all want to listen to.

How you do such a thing: This is not a podcast. It's like any radio. You have to listen when it's on. When it's on, go to the website of Shokus Internet Radio and click where you're told to click, damn it. The show reruns every day until the following Wednesday but you'll enjoy it more if you listen when they're there. And listen to the station at other hours, too. Stu has some darn good stuff on and you can tune in, minimize the window it's in, then do other things on your computer while you listen. I often do.

Today's Video Link

On Saturday morning at the Comic-Con, we'll be doing our annual Quick Draw game…and this isn't really a plug because we're going to fill the room and turn hundreds away. So it doesn't matter to me if you attend or not.

The way it works is that we have three fast cartoonists on stage. Each has a projector device and there are huge screens so you can see what they're drawing as they draw it. I'm out in the audience with a microphone hurling challenges at them and getting suggestions from the folks who've come to see this spectacle. It's always interesting and usually very funny.

Two of the three cartoonists are always Sergio Aragonés and Scott Shaw! The third seat rotates and this year, it'll be filled by a guy I've been pestering for years to come and play. He finally (finally!) said yes.

Floyd Norman went to work for the Disney Studios in '56, in time to work on Sleeping Beauty. He worked on many of their features and on other projects for the studio since, and also branched out to other studios on occasion. He's one of the cleverest cartoonists I know…as a few thousand of you will see on Saturday. (No pressure, Floyd.)

Not long ago, he received the highest honor you can get at the Walt Disney Company short of being paid well. They named him a Disney Legend, which is a distinction given to few. Here's his acceptance speech at the ceremony…

Recommended Reading

Frank Rich on the Sonia Sotomayor hearings. Personally, I heard a lot more that convinced me that guys like Jeff Sessions are unfit for public office than anything about why Judge Sotomayor isn't qualified for the High Court.

Sunny Days

The weather forecast for San Diego during the con is trending a few degrees warmer than what I posted a week ago here. Click here for the latest info.

And it's still going to be 108° in Las Vegas.

Getting Around Outside

If'n you're in San Diego and you need to get to the Convention Center, you have a number of options. Walking ain't bad. Driving and expecting to find a place to park is.

The convention has set up a series of shuttle bus runs from many of the major hotels. This page (a PDF file) will show you where they run and how often. Also, I know people who drive but don't even try to park at or around the Convention Center. They try to park at or near some hotel on the shuttle route.

(If one is hungry and low on cash, the Blue line can take you over to Broadway, where there seems to be one of almost every fast food restaurant in the world…though not In-and-Out. The nearest In-and-Out Burger is four miles from the Convention Center and probably not worth the trip. By the way, two Five Guys outlets are soon to open in San Diego but sadly, not in time for this convention.)

The taxi service in San Diego is pretty decent…and maybe this won't particularly amuse you but I love that almost every cab is from a different "company," most of which only have the one taxi. They have some very colorful names. My friend Jake finds it cheaper to stay at a fairly remote hotel and pay for a taxi each day to take him to and fro, as opposed to paying for a hotel close to the festivities.

They also have these things called "pedal cabs," where a sweaty teenager on a bicycle carts one or two passengers around for what are sometimes rather bumpy, inertia-challenging rides. These are not necessarily dangerous but I take a hard look at the driver before I commit and give him or her a kind of mental field sobriety test. You also need to negotiate the fee up front…which will usually be a bit higher than a car-style cab. And the drivers of the pedal cabs work so hard and seem so needy that I usually feel it appropriate to tip big.

If you're coming in via choo-choo to the Amtrak Station, you could hike to the Convention Center. It's about three-quarters of a mile. Then again, you'll be doing tons of walking once you get inside so maybe you'd like to save your feet for that.

Lastly, San Diego has an excellent trolley line that can pick up or deposit you right across the street from the Convention Center. This page will show you where it goes. The Convention Center is near one end of the Orange Line.

One last tip and this really doesn't go under this topic but I have no place else to put it: Go outside. The Convention Center is built on a harbor and if you go out the back way, out onto one of the terraces, there's a spectacular view and there's real air, as opposed to whatever that gaseous substance is they recycle inside. The con can easily get to you with the noise and the excitement and the women walking around in Red Sonja costumes and especially the noise of folks with sound systems trying to attract people to their booths. People think I have a lot of clout with this convention. I don't…and I offer as proof that I don't that there are still exhibits with microphones and amplifiers and obnoxious pitchmen trying to lure you to their displays. If I did have any clout, those people would all be sharing a room with Phil Spector, mumbling about their Walls of Sound.

You may enhance your convention experience, as great as the hall can be, to every so often venture outside and look at a seagull…although when I tried it last year, the gull was wearing a badge and he asked me if I could help him get Neil Gaiman's autograph.