Wednesday Afternoon

We seem to be having a marathon of elected officials confessing to affairs. I believe so far, they've all been men who were quite fervent in supporting the Defense of Marriage Act.

These revelations are hard on their families and supporters…but you know who's really suffering? Jay Leno. Imagine the poor guy sitting at home, playing with cars, wallowing in monologue jokes about this and no place on TV to tell them.

Attention, Conan O'Brien and NBC: How about having Jay come out and just do the first seven minutes of The Tonight Show for a while? People would love to see that…and Conan, you don't even enjoy that part, anyway. It's obvious. Letterman beat you Monday and Tuesday nights and he'll probably top you tonight, too. America wants to see late night comics take these guys apart and Jay knew how to do it.