I just used this silly online test to determine the "rating" (G, PG, PG-13 or R) of this weblog. It came back "PG" due to the presence of the word "hell" once and the word "rape" twice. Aren't both those words in the Bible? Like a jillion times apiece?
I also used the test to check my website. It got a "G" because I only had one naughty word — "dyke." And this was because of a reference to Dick Van Dyke.
This is about as intelligent as the real movie ratings usually are.