I'm putting up one of my little tipbars because I need to pay for some eBay purchases and also cover some expenses relating to the collection of comics for my friend Len. And as an incentive, the person who donates the highest amount will be contacted and told that he or she may designate a subject for an upcoming post, either requesting a specific anecdote I haven't told here or asking me to hold court on some topic of their choice.
This offer does not apply to a certain person with the initials F.B. — you know who you are — who has sent me way too much money in the past. I will accept no more loot from you, kind sir. The rest of you can send as much as you like. I won't stop you.