Today is Free Comic Book Day, meaning that if you go to a participating comic book shop, you get something for nothing. Not a bad deal by any means.
Most publishers have created a special giveaway comic for the day. There's one from Dark Horse Comics that contains a short but (I hope) sweet Indiana Jones story by me. I usually don't tell you to go out and buy my comics but it doesn't seem unclassy to suggest that you seek out one when they're free.