The Orange County Register is conducting an online poll to determine the best "make-out" ride at Disneyland. Make up your own joke about "It's a Small World." At the moment, it's a landslide for "The Haunted Mansion" and I can certainly understand that. Something about the voice of Paul Frees always got me in the mood for hanky-panky.
In a similar vein, Disneyland is denying rumors that they've dismissed actors playing the Jack Sparrow character because women kept flashing them. Yo ho.