Spree for All

The second Phil Spector trial has reached the "going to the jury" moment. Seven men and five women began deliberating just before Noon today as to whether Spector should be found guilty in the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson.

I'm keeping to my plan from the first trial. If Spector is acquitted, I'm going on a killing spree. I don't yet know who I'll be killing or when…but I'm white, I'm in show business, I have some money. If they couldn't convict him, they'll never convict me. Unless you count this particular pledge, I don't even have a history of threatening to kill people.