If no one's e-mailed this to you, wait. You'll have twenty copies in your mailbox by morning. The premise is that after Ben & Jerry's concocted an ice cream flavor in honor of Barack Obama — it was called Yes, Pecan — they (or someone) wanted to come up with a flavor to honor George W. Bush. Here, from an e-mail I received from Dawna Kaufmann, are some of the suggestions…
- Grape Depression
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- Impeachmint
- Melon Head
- Good Riddance, You Lousy Motherf*cker
- Heck of a Job, Brownie
- Neocon Politan
- Rocky Road to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh
- The Housing Crunch
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate
- Death by Torture
- Credit Crunch
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- George Bush Doesn't Care about Dark Chocolate
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- Pretzel Choker
- I Broke the Law and Am Responsible For the Deaths of Thousands…With Nuts