Monday Afternoon

There's been yet another study — like the last nine thousand studies on this topic didn't prove the point — that "abstinence" sex education doesn't work and that "virginity pledges" aren't kept. (I wonder how many of those studies pause to consider opportunity. I had a friend in college who loudly and sincerely vowed to remain "pure" — his term — until his wedding night. And he staunchly kept that vow right up until the first time a woman was willing to have sex with him.)

Anyway, this morning the popular political blogger Atrios writes…

While the fact that virginity pledges and abstinence-only sex "ed" don't stop teens from having sex is unsurprising, I doubt that even proponents are particularly surprised. They aren't interested in abstinence, really, they're interested in making sure "bad girls" get punished for having sex by being subject to the appropriate consequences. So it actually works as designed.

I think that's right…but he's missing part of the equation. A lot of parents love the idea of their kids taking "virginity pledges" because then Mom and Dad can pretend that when their daughter doesn't come home 'til 2 AM, it's because she and her friends got so engrossed in Bible Studies that they didn't notice the time. And if and when she gets pregnant outta wedlock, they're not responsible because, you know, they got her to take that wonderfully effective pledge.

Every time one of these studies is done, it yields the same result…and the kind of parents I just described ignore the study because it tells them something they can't accept. I guess that's why the folks who do the studies keep doing them but they're wasting their time. Those who don't want to believe will never believe.

Today's Video Link

Here's Walt Disney as the Mystery Guest on the 11/11/56 episode of What's My Line? Years ago, I met an animation art dealer who had acquired, at great expense and trouble, a 16mm print of this appearance. He was in the business of authenticating Walt's autograph and this was the one example he had of a Disney signature that he was absolutely certain was Walt's. As you might imagine, there are a lot of forgeries around…including many that came from Mr. Disney's office but were signed by someone else.

Note if you will that Walt says something about not wanting to disguise his voice with a falsetto because that would be "The Mouse." I'm not sure if he was afraid of being too recognizable if he did a voice in Mickey's range or if he just didn't want to be seen on TV with that voice. With one or two minor exceptions, he always avoided doing Mickey in front of audiences or cameras. The Disney organization was thrilled to have Clarence Nash demonstrating how he spoke for The Duck. They even kept him on the payroll to do that. But Walt seemed to think it was undignified for him to be seen talking like Mickey Mouse and there's very little footage of him speaking in that register.

Also: By 1956, he'd pretty much given up doing Mickey's voice, passing the mantle on to Jimmy MacDonald and occasional others. One of the last times he spoke for "The Mouse" was in the wraparounds that were animated for The Mickey Mouse Club in 1955. The little films where Mickey welcomed viewers or told them to make sure to watch tomorrow were Walt's last real performances as his studio's superstar.

Here he is trying to stump a panel that included Mr. Jerry Lewis…

Recommended Reading

Here's a profile of my Congressperson, Henry Waxman. In the next few years, you're going to hear a lot about this man.

I think he's terrific. A few years ago, I ran into him at the Souplantation and told him as much. My Very Conservative Friend Roger once made the comment that he wished his Congressman was just like Waxman in terms of integrity and militancy…but of course, applying it all towards an opposite set of goals.

Recommended Reading

David Bauder on how folks running for office generally like to appear with the likes of Leno and Letterman, as opposed to folks who might ask hard questions. That's long bothered me, though I must admit that even the folks who ask hard questions don't ask very hard questions. I can't think of many that were asked in the recent election. Most of the newsmaking answers that candidates gave were actually clumsy responses to pretty easy questions.

Recommended Reading

So…what's going on with that Senate recount in Minnesota? Al Franken is ahead by about four dozen votes out of almost three million cast but this could change. This article seems to be a good summary of where this all stands and where it's going.

Big Meat Photo

My favorite restaurant in the country may just be Peter Luger's Steak House in Brooklyn. I used to say it was a place that made you never want to eat steak anywhere else but a few other eateries have since popped up (like the small but growing Wolfgang's Steak House chain) and provided close alternatives.

Still, there's something very special about Peter Luger's. Here, from the New York Times site, is a 360° tour of the Peter Luger steak vault. This is one of those links that may require registration. (And hey, if it bugs you to have to register for a website and you fear them sending you unwanted e-mail, get yourself a GMail account and just use it for sign-ups.)

Oh…and while you're over there, read the related article.

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A song parody called "Barack the Magic Negro" is making the rounds, and was even distributed within the Republican National Committee. It's a riff, of course, on "Puff the Magic Dragon," the hit song by Peter, Paul and Mary. Here's what Peter has to say about it. To all his other complaints, he might have added that the guy who wrote it doesn't know how to write lyrics that scan.

Sunday Morning

The consensus — that George W. Bush has been a real terrible president — is growing. It's gotten this bad…

First Lady Laura Bush disagrees with critics who call the presidency of George W. Bush a failure. "I know it's not, and so I don't really feel like I need to respond to people that view it that way," Mrs. Bush said in an interview that aired Sunday. "I think history will judge and we'll see later."

In other news, my mother thinks I'm the best writer in the business.

Happy Stan Lee Day!

Today is Stan Lee's birthday. Boy, I hope when I'm that age, I have one-third the energy, one-twentieth the fame and one-thousandth the number of people who love what I've done. Happy Stan Lee Day, Stan…from the first person you ever designated with the Hallowed Marveldom Rank of F.F.F. (Fearless Front Facer).

One More N.Y. Times Link

I didn't see this because it was over in the Sports section, where I have never before ventured. It's an article about a new online serialized graphic bio by Trevor Von Eeden. It's a portrait of John Arthur Johnson, the first black heavyweight champ. And if reading the article makes you want to read the comic, here's a link to the first chapter.

Today's Video Link

Wish I'd known about this before 12/25 so I could have had it up here for Christmas but better late than you-know-what. This is another one of my appallingly-talented friends…singer-impressionist Christine Pedi with moments from her recent holiday cabaret show in New Yawk. Showing guts of steel, Christine invited members of the audience to call out names of celebs and she performed "The 12 Days of Christmas" as those folks. The video ain't great but she is.

VIDEO MISSING

Ribs Reborn

At least three people I could name, all of whom routinely attend the Comic-Con International in San Diego each year, will be happy to know that the Kansas City Barbecue Company has rebuilt and reopened. According to this article, they've considerably upgraded the place, which scares me a little. But I sure intend to try it again, next time I'm down there.

Recommended Reading

I read the New York Times so you don't have to…

Like most of the N.Y. Times links I post here, these have been configured such that you shouldn't have to register for the Times site to read them. But sometimes, the workaround doesn't work. If they do ask you to register, don't be horrified. It's not all that awful.

Milhous Movie

I recently watched a "screener" DVD of Frost/Nixon (that's a DVD they send out free to folks in the industry who can vote for awards) and I wish I knew what I thought of it. I enjoyed the film. It held my attention all the way through and I thought the performances and direction were excellent. I will probably watch it again.

But a lot of things bothered me about it, starting with the fact that I thought it overinflated the importance of the legendary Frost-Nixon interviews. They were a nice bit of entertainment to those of us who were waiting to see Richard M. Nixon squirm a little and put on the defensive…but in the end, I think that's all they were. Nixon got a lot of money and from some quarters, some much-craved sympathy. Beyond that, things remained largely status quo. Those who insisted he'd been railroaded from office still insisted it. Those who disliked him still disliked him. "The system" did not change much except that those in it were reminded that it's possible to get caught.

I am a bit surprised that Sir David Frost is making the rounds, talking up a movie that makes him look like such a weak, shallow figure. Frost was a much better interviewer than the one portrayed by Michael Sheen in this movie, and less the underdog. I don't recall his reputation and career at that stage being so fragile that he desperately needed the success of the interviews the way the Frost on screen does. Making him a true David to Nixon's Goliath was probably wise from a dramatic standpoint but I couldn't help but think that while a more accurate weighting would have lacked a certain punch, it might have gotten at more truth about its subjects.

One interesting bit of simplification is that in the movie, Frost contracts for four hours of interviewing Nixon, and Nixon proceeds to dominate the first three hours with tangents and trivia, making for naught but self-serving froth. And so it all comes down to the last hour, the one devoted to Watergate, in which Frost must land some sort of punch that will legitimize the whole project…and by cramming like a college student the night before an exam, he manages to do this. That's not what happened. For one thing, Frost scored points aplenty in the earlier sessions. (Nixon's defenses of the bombing of Cambodia were probably more damning admissions than anything he said with regard to Watergate.)

Also, in reality, Frost went into the tapings well aware that Nixon could and would stonewall, deviate, double talk and generally control any conversation. The original contract called for a four-to-one ratio — Nixon would sit for twenty-four hours of interviewing which would be pared down to four 90-minute shows. (Eventually, an additional hour-long show was added.) About halfway through the tapings, when Nixon's ramblings were consuming too much of the time, Frost requested additional taping time. Nixon refused…so Frost responded with a pretty clever threat: If Nixon wouldn't grant more hours of interrogation, Frost would merely leave out a number of topics, like normalization of relations with China, that Nixon regarded as his legacy and triumphs. Nixon gave in and four more hours of taping were added. So the questioning went on for 28 hours, not four.

Another departure from reality: In the climax, at the critical last taping session, Frost gets Nixon to blurt out his famous and incriminating line, "When the president does it, it's not illegal!" But Nixon actually said that in an earlier conversation, not the final one.

The movie treats that line as the moment of Frost's victory and vindication and maybe, in terms of making the interviews a media success, it was. But in reality, when it was all over, Nixon was still Nixon. In the early part of the film, one of Frost's associates speaks of giving Nixon "the trial he never had." I sure didn't think that's what happened. Frost got Nixon to tear up and admit he'd let his country down and — in the passive voice — that mistakes were made. He arguably went a little farther than that but, inarguably, not very far.

I'm probably overthinking the movie, which is fine for what it is. The performances are excellent. The story is gripping, even though you pretty much know exactly where it's going and how long it's going to take to get there. Like I said, I'll probably watch Frost/Nixon at least one more time because I enjoyed it very much. What I guess I didn't enjoy was after, when I thought about how much Nixon got away with. Yeah, he had to resign in disgrace but he also never had to answer for what he'd done. The worst that happened was that David Frost made him cry a little.

Today's Video Link

Five minutes of baby pandas playing in a crib. Don't say I never gave you anything.