Like you, I keep getting mail — the paper kind and the "e" kind — asking me to donate to various folks running for the presidency. I've received the most from John McCain's campaign even though the chances of me giving him money are about the same as the chances of him giving me a soothing full body massage. As for Clinton and Obama…I don't know if I'll be giving any Democrat money but if I do, it won't be until they start spending it on defeating a Republican.