People are talking about George Mitchell's report on steroid use in baseball and many of them are acting oddly shocked that it goes on. I don't really care a lot about it one way or the other, nor is it something I think about. In fact, when I saw the headline —
Mitchell's 'Roid Report Fingers Baseball Stars
— my first thought was that someone was making a fuss because a bunch of ballplayers had hemorrhoids. And someone was (ick!) fingering them.