Ain't Too Proud to Beg

I'm planning a trip to New York later this month and attempting to procure house seats for Young Frankenstein. One by one, acquaintances and friends who've told me they could arrange these for the new Mel Brooks musical are finding out that they can't. I can apparently get house seats for anything playing in town except this one show…

…unless someone reading this has the necessary connections. If you are such a person, please do let me know.