My friend Sergio is on his way over here with Groo pages. He's been on his way over here with Groo pages for at least an hour longer than it usually takes. A few minutes ago, he called me on his cell phone to say he was stuck on a freeway where traffic was literally not moving and he had no idea why. So I decided to hop over to a website that monitors traffic and accident reports in real time and see what I could tell him.
The above is a screen grab of what I found. Sergio is stuck in traffic because there are ducks on the freeway. In fact, as any fool can plainly see, there's a duck and ducklings.
Isn't the Internet wonderful? If Sergio showed up and said, "Sorry I'm late…there was a duck with ducklings on the freeway," I'd never have believed him.