If I may, I'd like to make Three Unrelated Points. That is, they're unrelated to each other. They may be related to something…
- Obviously, I am grossly disappointed in John McCain. Do not however assume that because I haven't expressed as much that I have any particular fondness for any other candidate. So far, I don't like anyone very much and am really tired of e-mails from people who assume that because I don't like their guy that I must think the candidate they like least is flawless. I've gotten this so often that I actually went back and did a search on my own blog to make sure I hadn't, in a moment of madness, written something like, "I think Hillary Clinton can solve every problem the world has in twenty minutes and bake a cherry pie at the same time." I hadn't…and for good reason.
- Recently in a market, I spotted and purchased Tyson Frozen Flat Iron Steaks and attempted to cook one at home. I did this because I had forgotten a prevailing rule of my life: Never assume that food named after an inanimate object won't resemble that inanimate object in taste and texture. I formulated this rule the first time I ate in a Straw Hat Pizza Parlor.
- Like you, I get a lot of Spam for pornography and sex sites. Actually, I manage to trap about 99% of it before it reaches me but I do get that 1% and about once a month, I take a quick peek in the filter folder to make sure it didn't gobble up something I would have wanted. I know that the Porn Spammers intentionally spell words wrong because they think it'll get their messages past some Spam Monitors…but I prefer to think that these guys are just so illiterate that they can't spell their own body parts correctly.
This has been the latest edition of Three Unrelated Points. Tune in one of these days for another exciting installment of Three Unrelated Points.