Recommended Reading

Robert Kagan and William Kristol are two of the more prominent neo-cons who urged the Bush administration into the course we've been staying in Iraq. The bi-partisan Baker-Hamilton Iraq Study Group has been, in effect, charged with figuring out a way to get us out of the mess that guys like Kagan and Kristol got us into.

In this new article, the two neo-con superstars argue that the Baker-Hamilton recommendations are (a) nothing new and (b) not likely to change what Bush does. Sadly, I think they may be right on both counts.

The one thing the Iraq Study Group does accomplish, however, is that it changes the nature of the national debate. For right or wrong, good or ill, the notion that the war is "winnable" (whatever that means) and that we should just keep on keeping on has become a fading minority viewpoint. Not many people are saying it and of those who are, the majority seem to be doing so out of blind stubbornness, more so than any conviction that the sacrifice will prove worth it. Getting out in the least damaging way is now the bipartisan consensus…even if all those bipartisans don't seem to have any idea how to make it happen.

Today's Video Link

I'm not sure if you'd call Jerome Murat a mime or a "performance artist" or just what. All I know about him is that this clip features the man performing a fascinating and skillful act…

Quick Question

So, uh, where's this O.J. Simpson book? And the specials? Why aren't the specials making the rounds of the Internet already?

They were taped and ready to air. There must be a few copies floating around. The book should be even more available. Supposedly, several hundred thousand copies were printed. Someone must have one.

When it was announced that Rupert Murdoch was calling off the specials and pulping the books, everyone thought they'd surface somewhere within a matter of days. What's the deal?

That's the trouble with bootleggers. You just can't count on them.

me on the radio

This is the second of at least three plugs for my appearance this coming Thursday on Shokus Internet Radio. I'd really like to get as many of you to listen as I can, not because it's me but because I've become enthused about Stu Shostak's new radio network. I want to see it thrive and succeed and grow to the point where he can get better guests than me on there.

I'll be on Stu's Show, which airs live on December 7 from 7 PM to 9 PM on the East Coast and from 4 PM to 6 PM on the West Coast. We'll be taking phone calls and I'll be telling Show Biz stories (some slanderous) and I don't know what else will happen. Tune in and find out as I do. I may even try to blog here live while I'm on the air there.

Here's how you listen to Shokus Internet Radio. You go to this page and select one of the audio browsers. It should connect in just a few seconds and then you can do what I do, which is to minimize that window on your screen and do other stuff on your computer as you listen. I find it a pleasant way to work.

Shokus Internet Radio is available to you 24/7. You can listen right this moment if you like. Much of the broadcast day, he runs old radio shows or what some might call "nostalgia music." The show I'm on will repeat many times throughout the week (here's the schedule) but try and listen when it's live if you can. I want to see if we can get a couple hundred people all listening at once. If we can, it will beat the ratings of a show I once wrote for NBC that not only got a zero rating but everyone at the network thought it was a typo because they didn't know they were broadcasting the show. Maybe Stuart will ask me about that one and I'll tell that story.

Recommended Reading

I don't agree with Christopher Hitchens on a lot of topics but every so often, he hits one out of the park. Here he is writing about the use of what we timidly call the "n" word, and the attempts to make it verboten.

Today's Video Link

Here's one that'll waste a nice chunk of whatever's left of your weekend. It's sixteen (!) minutes of old cereal commercials. The first one or two are from a show called Super Circus. There's a King Vitaman spot in there with the voice of Joe Flynn (from McHale's Navy) as the character from that cereal's box. There's Clayton "Lone Ranger" Moore selling Cheerios. There's an old Trix Rabbit spot and a couple of great old Cocoa Puffs ads from the days before they had the cuckoo as their mascot. You'll see future game show host Jack Narz as a spaceman selling Rice Chex and Wheat Chex. There's Andy Devine hawking Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops, followed by a spot with his cartoon replacement, Sugar Pops Pete, who was voiced by Daws Butler. You'll meet Buffalo Bee, who used to sell Wheat Honeys, and whose voice (I think) was by Mae Questel…and there are other treasures in this package, as well. Happy viewing!

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Recommended Reading

Andrew Sullivan, who was once a big booster of George W. Bush and our efforts in Iraq, thinks the invasion has become an unfixable disaster and that Bush is in denial.

Secrets Behind the Comics

I got to discussing this with some folks at the Mid-Ohio Con and they all suggested I post this story here. It's the story of how, during the James Bond craze of the sixties, DC Comics had an option to publish a 007 comic book and didn't know it.

The first Bond film, Doctor No, debuted in England in October of 1962. To coincide with that release, the British publisher of the Classics Illustrated comic book series issued an adaptation that was drawn by Norman J. Nodel. It was not, by the way, a terribly precise adaptation, at least of the movie, which Nodel does not appear to have seen when he drew the book. It has been suggested that the publisher had the right to adapt the screenplay but not necessarily the film based on it. The likeness of the lead character makes it seem like Nodel was told to draw a Bond that looked a lot like Sean Connery…but not exactly.

In any case, the company that arranged the adaptation wanted to have it published in America when the movie was released here the following May. The American publisher of Classics Illustrated was in no position to do so. They had a marketing program that avoided most of the main newsstand outlets — the obvious place to sell such a book — and concentrated on classrooms and other educational venues. The Bond people, not wanting to miss an opportunity, tried to arrange to publish the Doctor No comic book themselves. They approached the largest comic book distributor, Independent News, which was owned by the same folks who owned DC Comics.

Independent said no, they would not handle a one-time publication from a new publisher…but they would buy the rights to publish an American edition and issue it as a DC Comic. The Bond licensing people liked this deal or at least accepted this deal. They did like the idea, which was briefly discussed, of DC publishing an ongoing James Bond comic book if this first one did well. The contract when it was concluded included an option clause that would allow DC to do a regular series for a modest fee.

Rumor has it that this clause was tossed in by the Bond people and that DC was generally indifferent to the notion. George Kashdan, who was the editor at DC involved in the Doctor No one-shot, told me that DC Management felt it was in the business of promoting Superman and Batman, not properties owned by others. The company rarely bought the rights to publish someone else's characters. They tried it a few times — often for reasons other than they thought it would yield a best-selling comic — but usually avoided such arrangements. Kashdan did not know why they made an exception for the Doctor No adaptation but theorized that it was cheap (the material was already drawn and the Bond people didn't want a lot for the rights) and maybe that someone was doing a favor for someone else.

DC published the Doctor No adaptation as a badly-timed issue of an anthology comic in which they tried out new ideas, Showcase. It was #43, which came out in January of '63 and was long off-sale by the time the movie was released in the United States. I remember it as a very odd presence on the newsstand. The cover was drawn by longtime DC artist Bob Brown but inside, it looked nothing like a DC Comic. It had dark, sterile artwork with typeset word balloons. Nothing like that had ever appeared in a DC title before and nothing like it has been in one since. (The cover, by the way, did not exactly proclaim it as a movie adaptation. It said, "Based on the novel and now a United Artists Film Thriller!"  That suggests the company that did the original adaptation did not have the right to depict the movie, though there are scenes in the comic book that would suggest they did.)

Showcase #43 did not sell well. If it had come out after the movie opened in the U.S. and had sported a photo cover of Sean Connery and Ursula Andress, I suspect it would have outsold Superman. But that didn't happen and almost immediately, everyone in the DC office just forgot about it. Few of them knew about the option and none of those who did, as the film series got hot, thought to say, "Hey, why don't we do that James Bond comic?"

It was not discussed up there until early '72 when one of DC's business folks noticed that the ten-year option was about to expire and mentioned it to then-publisher Carmine Infantino, who was quite surprised. There was some brief discussion of exercising the option and starting the comic immediately — they spoke with Jack Kirby about drawing it, as well as with Alex Toth and some others — but DC ultimately decided against it. Sean Connery had just made what he swore would be his last appearance as 007 — Diamonds Are Forever — and there was some question as to whether the world's most famous spy had much of a future…or what James Bond could even look like.

Eventually, there were occasional Bond comic books, though not from DC. They never caught on, and one wonders if a DC book in the sixties would have sold for very long with as little sex and violence as it would have contained. But it sure would have been hot for a few years there when everything that said "007" on it was a top-seller. There's a long, much-discussed list of reasons why Marvel passed DC during that period as the top publisher of comics in America. You can add to that list that no one in the DC business department thought to mention to the editorial division that they had this cheap option on the hottest property in popular fiction…

Sid Raymond, R.I.P.

Actor Sid Raymond has died at the age of 97. During his 70+ year career, he appeared in countless roles on TV, in the movies, on stage and on radio but his face was probably best known for his long run as a goofy bartender in commercials for Schlitz Beer. His voice, however, was best known for coming out of the mouths of two famous cartoon characters — Katnip the Cat in the "Herman & Katnip" cartoons, and the overgrown infant duck, Baby Huey.

This article, which is an Adobe PDF file, will tell you more about his life and times. In the meantime, let's remember Sid through his work. Below, I've linked us to Quack-a-Doodle-Doo, which was the first of twelve Baby Huey cartoons made by Paramount Studios between 1950 and 1959. You may note in the credits the names of Marty Taras and Dave Tendlar. Dave, we've mentioned recently on this site. Marty Taras is often cited as the creator of the character, having worked not only on the cartoons but also on his early comic book appearances, most of which were written by Larz Bourne. (I'm not an expert on Baby Huey but my understanding is that the character was created for the Paramount cartoon and that because of the lead time involved in animation, his first comic book appearance — in the back of Casper the Friendly Ghost #1, published by St. John in 1949 — actually came out several months before this first cartoon hit theaters, which occurred March of 1950.)

But enough Huey history. This is a moment to salute the fine work of Sid Raymond. Here's an example of the fine work of Sid Raymond…

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Plugs for Pals

Gary Brown, who's been covering the comic book scene for something like 40 years, is now doing a column about comics for The Palm Beach Post. Here's a link to one that just went up and I'll try and link to more in the future. Gary is a great guy and a great writer and this should be a column to watch.

Jim Brochu and his partner (on stage and in life) Steve Schalchlin just opened their play, The Big Voice: God or Merman? at a theater in New York. They got a very good notice from the Times (read it here) and we couldn't be happier for them.

Today's Bonus Video Link

In 1979, a new production of the musical version of Peter Pan appeared on Broadway with Sandy Duncan in the title role. It later toured and I recall seeing it at the Pantages in Hollywood with Christopher Hewett as her Captain Hook. (George Rose played the part in New York.) I thought she was wonderful — better even than Mary Martin. Alas, no cast album of the Duncan version was ever recorded, apparently due to some legal complexity involving rights. They sold the album of the Mary Martin version in the lobby of the Pantages, where I heard the person manning the booth explain to folks that he couldn't sell them a record of the Sandy Duncan version because there wasn't one.

Fortunately, snippets of Ms. Duncan's performance were preserved. The TV series, Omnibus, taped the the "I'm Flying" number and that's our video clip for tonight, kids. Now, think lovely thoughts and click the link…

Sid in the Times

The New York Times has a nice article about my occasional employer, Sid Krofft, and his newest business venture. Sid is a fascinating and wonderful gentleman — and by the way, if you're baffled by the locale of that photo of him, that was taken in his home. Sid's mansion is one of the most imaginative and stunning residences on this or any other planet. I suspect his new nightclub will be in the same category. (If that link doesn't work, by the way, try this one. I try to configure my New York Times links so they'll work if you're not registered there but it isn't always easy.)

More on Michael R.

I'm hoping this will be the last posting here about the Michael Richards matter. It probably won't be but I am hoping. A couple of messages I received seemed to belong here. This first one is from Anita Kilgore…

According to this video, what started it was that the group came in late after Michael Richards' act had started. One of the guys admitted that they were loudly getting to their seats and giving drink orders. This appeared to annoy Michael Richards who said something like "Here come the stupid Blacks and Hispanics." This prompted the response heard on the cell phone video of "You're not funny," at which point Michael Richards had his thorough meltdown.

I, too, think that getting money from Michael Richards for the incident is a bit classless. Not something I would have done. I would have accepted an apology and encouraged the man to stick with therapy. He obviously needs it. I think that Jessie Jackson's initial take on the situation was more appropriate in that he sought to turn this negative incident into something positive that opened dialog about real issues of racial disharmony in the U.S.

However, according to the above video and to other reports I've read online from patrons and comedians that were there, Michael Richards made statements about how rich he was and how he could use his money and position to have the men arrested. This was in addition to the other hateful things he said. Therefore, it could be that the request for money is an attempt to take him down a peg or to hurt him in a place he obviously values enough to flaunt (his wallet).

It's very painful having to endure racial insults. Earlier in life, I was on the receiving end more times than I care to remember — even to the point of being spit on and having dogs sic'd on me. It hurts and is demeaning in ways that I am not sure people who never experienced the same can understand. It can leave you feeling helpless and it is difficult figuring out how to respond. You want to do something about it, but what can you do that will change things or be meaningful or show the person/group the error of their ways?

Like I said, I wouldn't have asked for money. No amount of money can erase the words. A face-to-face apology and a sincere desire to change would be more meaningful. But that rarely happens. I can understand the desire of these men for.something. The "something" they seek may seem inappropriate or an attempt to capitalize on a bad situation. Just as hard as it may be for you to put yourself into the shoes of the men who were verbally assaulted, it is that hard — even harder — to endure it. And to know how to respond.

I agree about trying to turn something negative into something positive. One of the reasons it's dismaying to hear that the "victims" are expecting cash and that Richards might pay it is that it turns their hurt into something else. There'll be a lot of people who'll be saying, "They just feigned outrage to position themselves to extort money from Richards." And there will be members of minority groups who'll be thinking, "Gee, I wish some wealthy star would throw racial slurs at me so I could get that kind of loot."

The positive thing that I would hope would come out of the incident is what seems to be happening: Michael Richards is being humiliated and an awful lot of the public now thinks he's a bigot and/or unstable. He won't be doing that kind of thing again and a lot of other celebrities will be watching their racial language, as well. I'm not sure though that they aren't taking this to a damaging extreme. According to this article in The New York Times, we now have comedy clubs banning the use of the "n" word. I think I side with Dick Gregory who sees something insulting to blacks in such a ban.

I also have this message from Phillip Fried that I wanted to post…

If I started heckling Nathan Lane during a performance of The Producers, I'd get tossed on my can. The same thing would happen if I ragged on a musician or any other performer.

Where does it say that it's okay to heckle stand-up comedians? Unless the comic specifically asks you (or the audience) a question, then your response is to either laugh or not at the routine. The people who started all this are entitled to an apology and nothing else. No money should change hands. Richard's punishment is the loss of respect, work, and income that comes from his actions on stage that night. And he'll never recover from it careerwise. He might as well take up a hobby, because he's going to have a lot of time for it.

Believe it or not, there are comedians who welcome and even encourage hecklers…or at the very least, talk to the audience in a way that makes it okay for them to respond. Depends on the comic and the act. Andy Kaufman had some bits that were intended to provoke hostile audience response. (When Richards began his apology on David Letterman's show and the studio audience laughed, it was probably because they thought it was a bit in the style of some of Kaufman's old stunts.)

Ms. Kilgore above relates how the exchange started. The late arrivers were in the wrong to disrupt the show by talking loudly…but that's a "crime" committed by someone in every comedy club in America most nights. Frankly, I think they owe Richards a small apology for interfering with his act, he owes them a larger one (but no money) for how he responded, and both sides owe the other members of the audience a pretty good-sized apology for ruining the evening. My guess though is that it won't come out like that. Richards will write a large check…and soon, hoping to get this thing off the newspapers and weblogs…and the moral of the story will be that if a public figure throws a racist crack at you, call a lawyer and make some money off the incident.

Response to Public Appeal

Last night before going to bed, I asked here if anyone could tell me where to find Mylar envelopes that measure 16" by 24". I'd like to thank the 44 people who wrote and told me where I could find Mylar envelopes that measure 18" by 24" or 18½" by 24½".

Now, does anyone know where I can find Mylar envelopes that measure 16" by 24"?

(I don't mean to sound as ungrateful as that probably does. I really do appreciate the instant response that I get when I ask a question here. Guess I should have made it clearer that I need a certain size.)

Public Appeal

We must have some collectors of original comic book art reading this weblog. Where can I find Mylar envelopes that measure 16" wide and 24" long?