I awoke this morning to the following thoughts…
- Thank God…no more of those repulsive political commercials. Until the next election.
- Voting irregularities in Ohio and Florida. Who would have imagined such a thing?
- Hey, we just went through another October where the big October Surprise was that there was no October Surprise.
- Or maybe it was that Karl Rove arranged for John Kerry to say something dumb that Republicans could twist into an issue.
- The Katherine Harris concession speech oughta be a keeper. Unless the Rick Santorum vow to fight on and never give up tops it.
- Somewhere at this very moment, there's a pollster who's going to be proven so far wrong tonight that he ought to get out of the business…but won't.
- And lastly: Dick Cheney says he's going to spend Election Day hunting. Good day to stay off the streets.
Vote early. Vote often. And if when you're watching the returns, you see that a person you voted for is at some total that ends in a "1," point at the screen and say, "Hey, that's me!"