Some time ago, I began listing "released jokes" here. These are jokes that have been told so often that they've not only lost their humor value but people should be ashamed to use them. In light of all the publicity lately about our solar system and the reclassification of planets, I need to add another one to the list…
…jokes that flow from the fact that "Uranus" sounds like "your anus."
Please stop. Don't do them any more. Don't even explain or alibi or point out that others do it more than you do. Just stop.
Thank you.