Correction

I just revised the text of the previous item. When I wrote it at 2:30 this morning, I could've sworn that the film version of Cabaret won the Best Picture Oscar that year and said so. As teeming multitudes are now reminding me, that is not so.

A number of you have suggested that I just stamp Top Secret on my screw-up and claim some sort of National Security Privilege to cover it up. Not a bad idea. If I can tap enough reporters' phones, I might even get away with it.