First one of the new year! For the benefit of those of you who can't remember all the way back to 2005, here's how it works: We give you five links to five alleged websites. Four of these actually exist out there in the way-out worldwide web, whereas the fifth is a despicable fraud being perpetrated on you by the untrustworthy operator of this unlikely-but-real weblog. What you need to do is figure out which of the five below ain't Kosher. As always, there are big cash prizes to be won…but not here. Okay, go to it…
- CelebHeights – Just how tall is your favorite movie star? You can find out at this site which is dedicated to listing celebrities and telling how they measure up.
- Guinea Pig Costumes – Is your guinea pig running around naked? Have you no shame? Dress your guinea pig in one of these stylish outfits.
- The Museum of Burnt Food – Left that piece of raisin bread in the toaster overnight? Well, you may have created a masterpiece.
- Ice Cream Maker Guy – He's the most obscure character in the entire Star Wars saga…and now, at last, there's a whole website devoted to him!
- The Shady Brady Lady – A criminal record in the past of actress Florence Henderson? Say it isn't so…but it is. This website has dug up the dirt, mug shot and all.
Real-but-unlikely websites suggested by Bill Stiteler, Joel O'Brien, Tony Isabella and Casey Roberson. If you folks want to see this game more often, send me some links to real websites that sound like I made them up.