By now, you should know how this works but just in case you suffer from short-term memory loss, we'll review: Below are links and descriptions pertaining to five alleged websites. Four of these are unlikely but real websites on the Internet. One is not. One is a disgraceful sham of a fraud of a hoax invented by the crackerjack team of filthy liars we employ here at newsfrom me. (We hired them away from The Washington Times.) Study all five. Try to figure out which is the phony. Click to find out. Do not pass "Go," do not collect $200, do not forsake me, oh my darling…
- Joogle – A special search engine just for Jews. Actually, you don't have to be Jewish to use it. But it helps.
- Afterlife Telegrams – Want to write to someone who's no longer among the living? For only $5 a word, you can send them a telegram.
- Animal X – The Society for Animal X is a group trying to right a terrible wrong. There's no animal with a name that starts with "X," thereby creating a nasty void in alphabet books. So they're going to find one.
- The Amish Homepage – A place for the Amish to gather on the Internet, complete with Amish links, Amish e-mail and even a few recipes.
- Juan Meatball – Follow Jorge Martinez (AKA "Juan Meatball") in his inexplicable mission to eat at least one meatball in each of the 556 Olive Garden restaurants in the U.S. and Canada.
And that's how we play There's No Such Website! Thanks to Richard Gersh, Rephah Berg and Barry Toffoli for suggesting real sites that don't sound like real sites.