You know how this works by now. We give you links and descriptions of five websites. Four actually exist on the Internet. One is a shameful lie. You pick the shameful lie and you win a big cash prize. (That's another shameful lie. There is no big cash prize. There's no small cash prize, either. As a matter of fact, if you had any decency, you'd send us money.) Okay, here we go! Time to play There's No Such Website!
- Toastman – Maurice Bennett makes portraits of celebrities out of toast. He toasts slices of bread until each is proper color to lay into a mosaic.
- Ball of Paint – A couple in Alexandria, Indiana has created the world's largest painted baseball by applying over 19,000 coats of paint to one. Thank God they didn't waste all that time on something silly.
- The Center for the Prevention of Shopping Cart Abuse – You see them all around the city…discarded, claimed by the homeless, used to transport things other than groceries. It's about time someone did something.
- Buffo the Clown – He's the world's strongest clown, able to rip up telephone booths, juggle meat cleavers and even bench-press members of his audience.
- Shaker's Gallery – We've all seen sites that had great movies performed by Lego blocks. Are you ready for a site that reproduces the greatest works of Rembrandt, Da Vinci, Picasso and others on an Etch-a-Sketch?
And that's how we play There's No Such Website! If you'd like to be in our studio audience, write for tickets and tell us when you'll be in town. Good night!