Thank you, Don Pardo! Yes, it's time for another installment of the greatest game since George W. Bush played Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction! As always, we give you links and descriptions for five websites. Four of these actually exist somewhere on the Weird Worldwide Web. One, to the best of our knowledge, was made up by our crackerjack staff of fibbers. Your job is to spot the lie. So…hands on mice, get ready. This is for the 1963 Studebaker, a battery-powered battery changer that's only good for changing its own batteries, a rare photo of Paris Hilton fully clothed, ten thousand shares of stock in a chain of self-service massage parlors, a Diebold brand calculator that can't add properly, and a big, wet kiss from Al Roker. Go for it…
- Street Mattress – Ever notice how many times you see a discarded mattress on the street or curb? Ever wanted to visit a website full of pictures of some of the more notable ones? Now's your chance.
- Stare Down Sally – You've probably participated in Staring Contests where you have to not blink before the other person. Well, you've never faced an opponent as formidable as Sally.
- DVD Rewinder – The perfect Xmas gift! You'll never pay another fee for not rewinding your rental DVDs if you own the DVD Rewinder.
- Rate My Cow – And not only can you rate other folks' cows, you can upload photos of your own cows and allow others to rate them. An udder delight.
- The Sid Melton Veneration Site – Devoted to celebrating the life and times of the man who played Danny Thomas's agent and one of the carpenters on Green Acres.
P.S. If you'd like to help with future installments of There's No Such Website!, we could use some suggestions of real but unlikely websites.