Yes, it's time for a great new game which we just invented. It's called There's No Such Website! and your mission, should you choose to accept, is to spot the fib. Below are links and descriptions for five websites. Four of them actually exist on the Internet. One is a phony that we made up. Study all five and see if you can guess which link won't lead you to the website in question. There is no prize for this except that you get to visit four weird websites and to feel smug if it doesn't take you five clicks to find the phony. Enjoy.
- Project: Denny's – A group of enterprising folks attempt to visit every Denny's Restaurant in the world and to collect souvenirs from each. To be followed probably by Project: Forest Lawn.
- Hats of Meat – An entire website devoted to the fashion of wearing steaks, chops and other cuts of beef on your head. For those who like a little cholesterol in their headgear.
- McDonald's Employee Simulator – Now, from the comfort of your own computer chair, you can experience what it would be like to work for McDonald's making burgers. And just think: You'll be making approximately the same salary.
- The Helium Tabernacle Choir – A choral group of twenty professional singers performs great hymns ranging from "Amazing Grace" to "Shall We Gather at the River?", all after inhaling large quantities of helium. The soprano hits notes only a dog can hear. [Requires RealPlayer]
- Cats in Sinks – A collection of thousands of photos people have taken of their pussycats sitting in their sinks. Very useful.