Sure looks like it. A lot of you have written me to say, "Be not disheartened. Wednesday looks like it'll bring indictments. Or maybe Thursday." Yeah, yeah. That's how it always is. Tomorrow. And then tomorrow, it'll be tomorrow.
Some of you have also written that the indictments, when they come, will be explosive and worth the wait. I think you're missing the point here. I don't care who's indicted or how close they are to Dick Cheney. I just want someone indicted, preferably many someones. The more, the merrier.
I'm giving them until the end of the week. If I don't see some indictments by Friday, I start indicting. In fact, I'll start by indicting all the people who were supposed to issue indictments and let me down. Then I'll go after people I've mentioned on this website. Nathan Lane? I'll indict him. Charles Lane? Indicted. In fact, I may just indict everyone in the country named Lane. Allan Sherman? So what if he's dead? I can still indict him. I'll also be indicting everyone who has never clicked on one of my "give money to the website" banners like this one…
That's right…I can be bribed. And if you think that's wrong, what are you going to do about it? Indict me? Ha!