This is kind of funny. Yesterday while I was out, UPS attempted to deliver a package to me. I wasn't here so they left one of those little, scrawled post-it notices that they'd reattempt delivery the next day. It said the parcel was from, "Love, Frances."
I was puzzled. I couldn't think of anyone named Frances I know well enough to sign her name that way. I do know one guy named Frances but I don't know him that well and he's pretty straight. I even asked my friend Carolyn, who sometimes uses my address when she has things delivered, if she knew anyone named Frances. She didn't.
Right after I posted the previous item, the doorbell rang and UPS delivered the package in question. It's a case of barbecue sauce I ordered and the return address is "Love's Franchises."