Powerless

The electricity was out for seven hours yesterday here. Today, I reset all my clocks and timers (I have a lot of things with timers on them) and then I threw out much of what was in my refrigerator, went to the market and restocked. I finished this around 2:00 in the afternoon and an hour later, the power went out here again…and stayed out until just before 9:30. Could it be more fun?

But you know what I kept thinking about through it all, while I was sitting and reading books by flashlight? I kept thinking this was a microscopic fraction of what some folks in Florida have been through lately…and may be about to experience again. It also dawned on me that compared to what happened to some other people not that long ago on this day, two long power outages is like luxury.

Is the Economy Growing?

Let's find out. Last November, I posted this simple message on this site…

Is the economy really on a rebound? I'll believe that when more people start using Paypal to donate money to this site.

As I admitted here then, it brought in an awful lot of money. Alas, lately, things have changed. I've only received one Paypal donation here in the last six weeks…which suggests to me that the American economy is slowing down. So I am hereby soliciting contributions from those who enjoy this site and want to prove to me that the Bush tax cuts and other moves have improved the financial situaiton in this country. I'll report in a few days. This is at least as accurate as anything Alan Greenspan ever said.

Friday

Not much posting here today. Not much electricity at my house, either. Lights went out around 3:00 in the afternoon and only came on around seven hours later. Add in the time I now must spend resetting clocks and figuring out what in my refrigerator is still edible, and that doesn't leave a lot of time for blogging.

But I did want to mention that I attended a lovely memorial service at the Writers Guild Theater this evening to remember a brave and funny man named George Kirgo. Everyone said the same thing: The only thing missing was George, who would have loved the event and been a wonderful host for it. In fact, writer-director Phil Alden Robinson (Field of Dreams) channeled George and tried to imagine what he would have said at the event. He — George, not Phil — was the best speaker of the evening. So I guess that means Phil got it right.

Con Game

Animation World News, a fine site, has just posted this article on the 2004 Comic-Con International, complete with comments from Yours Truly. Apart from the fact that they think I moderated four panels there (actual number: 13), it's a good report.

Recommended Reading

William Saletan offers the clearest, simplest argument I've seen yet against the Bush-Cheney Iraq strategy. This is what Kerry ought to be saying.

Damn!

They've set stud fees for Smarty Jones at $100,000. I've been undercut again.

Not-Quite-Dead Heat

People often say that Fox News is biased towards Republicans and that CBS News is biased towards Democrats. I don't think either of those charges is all that valid with regard to their pure news functions. It may have some merit with regard to interview shows and programs on which issues are discussed but I don't think, for example, it's inarguably true of the headlines and polls.

So I have to note that today, the Fox News Poll [CAUTION: PDF file] says the presidential race is a "dead heat." They have Bush two points ahead in a poll of likely voters that has a margin of error of three points. At the same time, the CBS News Poll has Bush seven points ahead of Kerry among registered voters…again, with a three point margin of error.

I don't think either poll means much more than a sampling of one group of voters at one moment. Still, it's kinda interesting that these sources are coming to these results.

And Then There Was One…

Franklin D. Roosevelt once referred to the Supreme Court of his day as "the nine old men." This prompted Walt Disney to start referring to his nine key animators by the same phrase. One by one, Walt's Nine Old Men have reached the stage where they're old enough to not be around any longer. Less than three years ago at a tribute to Walt, only three were still around: Ward Kimball, Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnson. That was in December of 2001. The following July, we lost Ward…and now Cartoon Brew is reporting the passing of Frank. I don't suppose we should be shocked at the death of a 92-year-old man, but we can certainly be sad that we are nearing the end of an era.

I was privileged to meet Frank on several occasions. He was charming and polite and very encouraging to those who would follow in his footsteps. And like so many of his generation, he was still amazed and delighted that work that he'd expected to be in and out of theaters and then forgotten was still studied and loved. I remember someone asking either him or Ollie if they'd dreamed that their animation would be remembered forever. Whichever one answered said, "We were just hoping Walt would remember it when it came time to hand out bonuses."

The Beatles Model Kits

Recently on the weblog here, I mentioned my Uncle Henry, who was a Colonel (I think) in the Army. I also had an Uncle Aaron, and I was thinking about Uncle Aaron last night. No matter where you went with Uncle Aaron, he'd point to some huge building or shopping mall or real estate development and say, "When I came to California, I could have bought that whole property for two dollars an acre!" Even as a kid, I had the good sense not to reply, "Boy, you were dumb" or even, "Why didn't you? Then you could have left me a ton of money when you die."

But I think we all have such regrets. Anyone who's been a comic fan for any length of time recalls buying some #1 issue years ago and wondering why they didn't have the brains to buy fifty copies because that book is now worth a thousand times its cover price. We all remember things we could have purchased at a tiny fraction of their current worth. I have countless such memories.

The other day on the web, I saw someone selling the four plastic Revell models of The Beatles that came out in 1964. Unassembled and in good condition, the set goes for around $3500. Once upon a time and long ago, I had a huge supply of them for free and destroyed what would now be more than $10,000 worth of them.

Around 1965, my father had a friend who worked for Revell. One day, the friend told him, "Hey, you got a son, right? Well, I have a garage full of Revell models. Bring him by. He can help himself to as many as he wants." I was not particularly big on models. I had recently bought, assembled and badly painted the Aurora Superman figure and my father thought I was interested in hobby kits, whereas I was just interested in Superman. In any case, Dad didn't believe in ever turning down anything that was free so I soon found myself in his friend's garage staring at crates of new, unopened Revell models…from 20 to 50 (I'm guessing) of everything the company had put out in the preceding decade. "Help yourself," the friend said. "Take as many as you want. I'm going to throw them out one of these days. I need the space for my new band saw."

I had zero interest in all the battleships, airplanes and car models and only slightly more in the Beatles. But I selected two or three of each of the Fab Four, took them home and assembled them as a joke. I stuck parts of Paul on the Ringo model and glued George's feet on John's head. Near our house, there was a thrift shop that raised cash for a childrens' hospital, and I sometimes found old books and other treasures there.  One day, I spotted an unassembled Aurora Wolfman model there for a quarter, bought it and incorporated some of its pieces in my Beatles (de)constructions. And of course, I painted my genetically-altered Liverpool Quartet in garish alien colors. I'd had to purchase a whole kit of paints to make my Superman model and I had all the ugly non-Superman hues left over. Eventually, I got tired of my aberrant creations so some friends of mine and I had the pleasure of dropping an old bowling ball on them and watching the mutant Beatles shatter.

But the other model kits in that garage did not go to waste. That thrift shop gave me an idea and one day when I was in there, I asked the proprietor, "If someone had a garage full of new, unwanted toys, would you send a truck to pick them up?" He said, "In a second," so I called my father's Revell pal and told him. He was delighted at the prospect of getting rid of the models without having to haul them somewhere himself…and within a week, the thrift shop was well-stocked with them. For a year or two, you could have bought the Beatles and a wide array of cars and planes for a buck apiece there. Later, they added a "five for $4" option so if you purchased John, George, Paul and Ringo, you could take a U.S.S. Missouri battleship or an old Duesenberg for nothing. I always thought it would be interesting to take five models like that, mix all the pieces together, throw away the instructions and see what you could build.

Or maybe not. I recall having a lot of fun building and unbuilding my versions of the Beatles. Every time I see what those kits now sell for, a little more of that fun slips away from me.

Today's Political Rant

I was going to write a piece here explaining at greater length why I think the "Bush was AWOL" story is the kind of distraction John Kerry doesn't need. But this weblog post summarizes my feelings as well as anything I could whip up…plus, linking to it saves me time.

Today's Political Rant

Looks like we're in for another round of news stories about Bush's days in and/or out of the National Guard. I'm all for developments that hurt the man's chances at another four years but I don't think this will. Those who are strongly for Bush will never believe he didn't serve honorably. or figure that even if he didn't, he's still more their kind of man than Kerry. Those who are strongly against Bush will either never believe he did, or figure that even if he did, they still don't want him in the White House. And the Undecideds have far more important things to think about.

I'm with the group that doesn't want the guy in the White House, no matter what he did back then. First of all, I think people do change. Political operatives spend way too much time trying to nail people for what they said or did three decades ago. And so what if Bush did receive special perks because his family was rich and connected? Do we think that doesn't happen in some way for almost everyone who comes from a rich, successful bloodline? We might not like that the world works that way but it does, and it's hardly Mr. Bush's fault that it does. The only reason that I didn't use family influence to get out of going to Vietnam was that I didn't have any. To date, the single perk I've received by being named Evanier is that it's real easy to search for myself on Google.

I avoided military service via that easiest of solutions…a high-enough lottery number. I looked on this not as an act of cowardice but as Fate's recognition that I would have been the worst soldier in the history of mankind. The only way I could have helped the U.S. military effort through combat would have been to enlist in the Viet Cong. Like just about everyone else who didn't serve, I respect the service of those who went into the service, if only because they did what I wouldn't and couldn't do.

All that said, I think past military experience is and always has been of very little importance for the office of President of the United States. I don't think a guy who dodged necessarily would make a bad president and I don't think a guy who served would necessarily make a good one. My uncle had more medals and honors than any recent presidential aspirant except Wesley Clark. I wouldn't have trusted Uncle Henry to drive on the freeway, let alone steer this nation.

Sadly…

While I was posting the previous message, a number of counters notched the 1,000th American casualty in Iraq, and some say that this number was actually reached a few weeks ago. It depends on whether you also count reporters and contractors and a few other "miscellaneous" folks. I don't think the exact number is the issue. I mean, it doesn't leap from Small Tragedy to Big Tragedy when you go from 999 to 1,000. The point is that there's a human cost that is often overlooked. One of the reasons that Michael Moore's film had such an impact on some people is that he devoted an awful lot of it to the simple issue of American soldiers and innocent civilians dying as a result of the U.S. military actions.

And yes, there were innocent civilians dying aplenty in Iraq before the U.S. ousted Saddam Hussein and it may have been manipulative of Moore not to focus a bit on that. But if you put the question to most American voters of how many of our soldiers' lives they'd sacrifice to help the Iraqi people, I suspect the average answer would still be pretty far short of a thousand.

Dean Martin and ?

I was just browsing over at one of my favorite sites, The Smoking Gun. The folks there manage to dig up a wide array of suppressed or otherwise unavailable documents which they gleefully make available to all. One of the many categories, and perhaps the most amazing, presents a stash of old FBI dossiers. Your government actually spent (and probably still spends) your tax dollars to compile "files" on prominent people…and judging from the ones that are available, these files contain a mix of readily-available info — the kind of thing you can find in the person's professional bio — mixed with gossip, much of it blind-sourced and often inaccurate.

In 1972, a report on Dean Martin was requested by Alexander P. Butterfield, the Deputy Assistant to the President. We will forever be grateful to Mr. Butterfield for it was he who revealed the existence of the taping system installed by his boss, Richard M. Nixon. Butterfield was probably following orders, maybe even Nixon's, when he ordered this paperwork…and you can read what he received here. As you'll see, it consists of some common knowledge plus some unsourced gossip,including some scanty evidence that Mr. Martin was gay. While I obviously can't swear this is not true, I did know Craig — one of several children Dino fathered — and Craig used to tell pretty authentic-sounding stories of his old man bedding a steady stream of famous ladies. None of that info is in the report but I was especially amused at this paragraph…

So here's the question: Should we be more outraged that our government assembled this kind of info on citizens? Or that they relied on such vague and probably inaccurate sources? And how about that sloppy redacting job, blacking out what appears after Dean Martin's name in the above? The censored section is followed by "were," which tips us that there's another name under there. That means that the word after Dean Martin's name is "and" then we presumably have a first name, a space, then a last name. Since this document was typed in a non-proportional spaced font, it's easy to look at the line above and figure out that the name that was blacked-out has ten letters.

Okay, it's 1955 and some source mentions a name with ten letters in the same breath as Dean Martin. Gee, I wonder who that could be.

A ten-letter name — probably the same one — is blacked-out on the first page where it says Dean and someone else made a pornographic record in May of 1956. Hmm…who was Dean Martin working with in May of 1956 who had ten letters in his name? That's too early for Joey Bishop. Can you think of anyone who might have been in a recording studio with Dean in May of 1956? (Hint: Dean and his partner played their last professional engagement at the Copacabana in New York on July 24, 1956.)

And back on the second page of the report, it looks like a ten-letter name has also been redacted in the sentence about names being found in a book of alleged clients for a homosexual prostitution ring. I'm guessing it's the same ten-letter name each time and that they did make the dirty record but that the gay stuff is an outright lie which someone in your Federal Bureau of Investigation took seriously. The guy who compiled this was inept and so was whoever was assigned to cross-out the name of Martin's cohort to conceal his identity. One hopes they do a better job of protecting the identity of mob informants.

It is worth noting that this report is dated August of 1972. The infamous FBI boss, J. Edgar Hoover — who gathered smut on people— died in May of that year. Still, the information in the document is from the FBI files so it was almost certainly collected on Hoover's watch…even though, as it notes, there was no formal investigation of Martin. I really, really hope that the many intelligence failures we've experienced lately in this country weren't because the bureau was busy gathering this kind of poop on Harry Connick, Jr.

Today's Political Rant

The polls are settling down to the point where, depending where you look, George W. Bush either no longer has a double-digit lead or won't have it much longer. For the last few days though, there's been a lot of panic from Kerry supporters who felt the election slipping away from them. A lot of them used the opportunity to lecture Kerry that he needs to be more negative…to get up there and say that Bush has completely bungled the Iraq War. This may or may not be proper election strategy but in some cases, I think they're lecturing Kerry because they've always felt he was being too nice, and maybe that Democrats too often lose because they won't fight as hard as their opponents. A lot of folks feel that the rationales by which Bush declares the war under control and the economy in recovery are fragile arguments that won't withstand a few tough questions that no one is asking.

Not that anyone who can do anything about it is going to see this but I think Kerry's problem is that he often misses the emotional core of a problem. He's right…but he's not right in a way that fires up voters. Here's a statement he issued today that's as good an example of this as anything…

George W. Bush wishes he and I had the same position on Iraq but wishing doesn't make it so. I have said repeatedly that when it comes to Iraq, I wouldn't have done just one thing differently, I would have done almost everything differently. George Bush's wrongheaded, go-it-alone Iraq policy has created a quagmire, costing us $200 billion and counting. As a result, George Bush is shortchanging America on everything from education to health care to job creation — making it more difficult to meet our needs here at home.

I believe that's all true but I also think Kerry is missing the "money quote," the line that will get folks angry enough at Bush-Cheney to do something about it. You know what's missing in the above statement? Nearly a thousand brave American soldiers dead and countless more injured or maimed for life. The $200 billion is bad but the death toll is what wars are ultimately about. Instead of saying that Bush's inept policies have cost us lives, Kerry's turning the war into a bad domestic economic policy. A lot of our citizens want desperately to believe that something Bush has done or will do makes that next terrorist attack less likely, so Kerry needs to remind America that there are, if anything, more people in the world now who think the killing of Americans is a good thing.

By the time you read this, we may have topped 1,000 U.S. service deaths in connection with the Iraq war — an amazing number of those since Bush declared "Mission accomplished" or since Howard Dean was scolded for saying that the capture of Saddam hadn't made the world safer for us. I think Mr. Kerry needs to stop talking about health care and job creation for a few days and mention all those flag-draped coffins the press isn't allowed to photograph. Yeah, it's the economy, stupid, but a lot of Americans are now prepared to settle for a weak economy if they think the guy in the White House can protect them.