Monthly Archives: February 2004

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Visual Effects, Lord of the Rings. Mark is six for eight. The real surprise is that we're 90 minutes into this thing and they've only presented eight Oscars.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Rick Scheckman writes, "So, I guess that Bob Hope's whole legacy was just about hosting the Academy Awards. Where were the clips from his films???" Now that I think about it, he's right. If you didn't already know Hope made some great movies, you might have missed that fact.

Right now, we're listening to nominated songs. Can't recall the last time I heard one of these and said, "Hey, what a great song." They may work in the context of their films but they rarely shine at these ceremonies.

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I was almost expecting an ad for the DVD release of Mystic River saying, "Catch the Academy Award winning performance of Tim Robbins."

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Owen Wilson was right: It is a little tacky to come out and plug your current movie. As he and Ben Stiller just proved.

Best Live-Action Short, Two Soldiers. And I'm five for six in predictions.

That was the first acceptance speech hustled off by music. Note that the man wielding the baton this year in the pit is Marc Shaiman. When he won a Tony last year for the Broadway Hairspray, he made a tacky remark, warning the orchestra not to cut off his acceptance speech. He doesn't decide when the music here starts — the producer and director do — but there's still some sort of irony in there.

Best Animated Short, Harvie Krumpet. There's a surprise. Everyone was expecting Destino so that Roy Disney could get up there and be applauded not so much for it as his efforts to oust Michael Eisner. Okay, I'm five for seven.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Good Bob Hope tribute. Did you catch the audience shot of Mickey Rooney when Tom Hanks was doing the intro? And of Julie Andrews? They were probably as close as the director could come to someone in Hope's generation who was present and recognizable. It's kinda sad there are so few "great older film comedians" alive.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Best Supporting Actress, Renée Zellweger. Popular choice.

They'd talked of not cutting off acceptance speeches so rapidly this year. So far, no one seems crowded, and it's a distinct improvement.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Best Costume Design, Lord of the Rings. I'm four for four in predictions so far, but they've all been pretty easy ones.

A friend of mine once said that he was most interested in the "non-star" Oscars because you're seeing people who ordinarily don't get applauded, and you're seeing them at what is probably the absolute high point of their lives. Tom Hanks may have many thrills and honors that will mean more to him but how often does an Art Director have the whole world watching him?

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Robin Williams delivers the second gay marriage joke of the evening and the second jab at Michael Eisner. There will be more of both.

Best Animated Feature, another non-surprise: Finding Nemo. My guess is that if you'd locked all the voters in a theater and made them watch all the nominated films and vote their consciences, The Triplets of Belleville would have won.

I don't care for these "instant replays" going into commercial, like showing us Tim Robbins' win again. To me, if you're going to do a live show, keep everything in real time.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Paul Dini just e-mailed that he found Crystal's monologue more excruciating than sitting through Mel Gibson's new movie. And "DneColt" thinks the best joke so far was Michael Moore getting squashed by the elephant, which I agree was pretty funny.

Art Direction Oscar to Lord of the Rings. I'm two for two on predictions. These winners are all wearing bowties…first ones of the evening. Was there a memo they missed or something?

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Good opening by Mr. Crystal. Great lyrics. The cameraguys missed a lot of audience shots but it probably wasn't their fault. That Kodak Theater looks like a monster for this purpose, which is surprising since this event is one of the main reasons it was built. (The year Letterman hosted, one of the backstage points of friction was that Dave was inserting monologue jokes at the last minute and expecting the director to get certain audience shots that couldn't be arranged on such short notice.)

Best Supporting Actor, Tim Robbins. No surprise. Good speech. Good audience shot of Susan Sarandon. And you could hear the exhales that he said nothing controversial. That is, unless you're in favor of violent abuse.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — "This morning, Peter Jackson woke up with Seabiscuit's head in his bed."

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — That's right: When someone on stage mentions the war in Iraq, cut to Tim Robbins in the audience.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Three minutes in: First Gigli joke.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — An early trend: Neckties instead of bowties.

And you get the idea that a lot of those stars really don't like that guy prowling around the audience interviewing them? It's like you can see them thinking, "Hey, I was willing to put up with this on the way in. Does he have to be inside?"

Aw, they didn't get Neil Ross back as announcer. He did such a great job last year.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — You know what I miss during these Oscar arrivals? I miss Edy Williams. There was a span of maybe five years there where she used to show up each year in something outrageous and revealing. One year, I think she was in a leopard-skin bikini with a live leopard on a leash. I don't know that she ever got inside or even tried to, but the reporters would flock to cover her entrance, stampeding over Jimmy Stewart and Debbie Reynolds to get to Edy. It was almost all she was known for but it was, in a way, enough. One year, the night after the Oscars, Johnny Carson made a comment on the air, something like: "Poor Edy…she still doesn't know it's over." Not necessarily because of that, I don't think we ever saw Edy walk down the red carpet again. Or wear it.

LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — I had to flee my post during the pre-game activities. Hearing just a little too much about what Naomi Watts is wearing. But we're back and ready to hear the snide references to Gigli. Bill Murray is discussing his suit and being interviewed by the kind of host he used to parody on SNL.