The Best Car Wash in the Universe

So the other day, my gas tank's just about on Empty and the car's so dirty, I'd forgotten the original color. Time to get it washed. I pulled into a nearby car wash and told the attendant to fill it with Super Unleaded and to give me the plain, garden-variety, no-frills, no Spraywax or ArmorAll wash. A few minutes later, as my auto rolled through walls of suds, I paid the bill, which was $29.65 and browsed about the Gift Shop, checking out the greeting cards, sunglasses and about 9,000 different kinds of air freshener.

A few minutes later as I went to tip the attendant and get my clean, wet car, it suddenly dawned on me that $29.65 was darn cheap for a full tank of gas and a wash these days. A check of my receipt revealed that I had paid $11.95 for the "Full Service Wash" (their cheapest) and I'd gotten 16.065 gallons of gas @ $1.099. A buck-nine for gas???

I checked the sign out front: Super Unleaded was $2.09 per gallon. I walked over and checked the pumps. They all said $2.09 except for the one my gas had come from, which said $1.09. I pointed this out to the attendant who reacted pretty much the way you'd react if I told you that Martian warriors had landed. There was disbelief. Then there was shock. Then there was all-out horror. Apparently, the pump had been mis-set for days like that.

Managers were summoned. Yelling commenced and I'm pretty sure someone was fired. In the midst of it, I interjected and offered to pay the sixteen bucks I'd been undercharged but someone — he may have been the guy who owned the place since he seemed to be doing the firing — said, "No, that's okay. You're honest and it was our mistake."

Returning to my car, I laid a big gratuity on the guy who'd swabbed it down with rags. He asked me what all the fuss was and I told him, including the part about someone being fired. He moaned in sadness. "Friend of yours?" I asked. He said, "No…I was just meaning to get my car filled with gas here this morning."