The Heart of Show Business

People always ask me, "Mark, you're so amazingly in-touch with all things show-businessy. You know everything that's happening before it happens and sometimes even when it doesn't. Where on God's green earth do you manage to get your insider view of the oft-angry business called Show?"

And I tell them the truth; that it all comes from Dateline: Hollywood. the website with its finger up the butt of the entertainment industry. Check it out. And believe every word you read.

[UPDATE, added in April of 2013:  I have removed the link above.  It led to a gossip column parody that is no longer online.]