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Monthly Archives: July 2003
Something Dumb
A very talented gent named Craig McCracken created the animated series known as The Powerpuff Girls, which is seen constantly on Cartoon Network and everywhere else. Another very talented gent named Genndy Tartakovsky created the ones known as Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack, which are also seen often on Cartoon Network. Why am I telling you this? Because — jerk that I am — I got them confused in my newly-released book, Wertham Was Right. As Kenneth Plume (of IGN FilmForce) just called to my attention, I wrote on page 56, "Powerpuff Girls is the vision of a terrific artist named Genndy Tartakovsky."
It doesn't invalidate the point I was trying to make, which was that the best cartoons are done by strong-willed, distinctive creators, but it's still incorrect. I plugged in the name of the wrong strong-willed, distinctive creator, and I can't blame it on the head of the C.I.A. Nor can I claim that the British are still standing by this statement. It's no one's fault but my own. Genndy did work on The Powerpuff Girls but it was created by Craig, and next time I'm out at Cartoon Network, I'll give them both copies of the book with my sincere apologies and invite them to kick me in some appropriate spot. (If you'd like to order a copy in spite of this, click here. I wouldn't blame you if you didn't.)
Recommended Reading
There's something very dislikable about Bill Maher but boy, he writes a funny, on-target commentary.
More Recall Stuff
Now that it looks like there'll be a recall election (or maybe an UNelection) regarding California guv Gray Davis, folks are starting to realize how ambiguous and screwy the whole recall process is. Here's an article in The Sacramento Bee that outlines some of the possible scenarios, none of which sounds like healthy democracy to me.
Come to think of it, I should mention that The Sacramento Bee is all over this story. If you're interested in the recall and what it means, that's the website to visit.
Help Harlan
As mentioned, Harlan Ellison is fighting a legal battle to curtail Internet piracy of copyrights. If you'd care to donate to the cause, this page will tell you more about it and take your loot.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The beard comes off tomorrow on Live With Regis and Kelly. The infamous Bruce Vilanch is going into the touring company of the musical of Hairspray, assuming the role originated on Broadway by Harvey Fierstein. That means playing in drag, so he's shaving the trademark facial hair and doing so on TV. Based on the many times I've seen him in local performances (cabarets, benefits, etc.) I have to assume Bruce will be terrific in the role. That is, assuming it doesn't work like Samson and his strength doesn't disappear after he is shorn.
I hope he wins some sort of award for it…but I can't imagine who they'll call in to write a witty acceptance speech for him.
More Kirby
Now on sale from DC Comics is a lovely paperbound collection containing around 192 pages (approximately half) of Jack Kirby's run as writer-artist of Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen. It's in color and despite the fact that most of Jack's drawings of Superman and Jimmy Olsen were inappropriately retouched, the power of his imagination is still quite evident. Jack was not wild about doing this particular book but he had the kind of work ethic that made it hard to say no to the folks issuing your paycheck. So he gave it his all and did the impossible: People actually cared for a time about a comic that fandom had routinely ignored and/or mocked. I'm not sure if they were good Jimmy Olsen comics but I think they were good comics, if you follow the distinction
They really showed that Kirby could be brilliant even when woefully misassigned. I did the foreword to this book, and Steve Rude turned a leftover Kirby cover sketch into a great new cover. But the reason to buy it is Kirby. Amazon doesn't have them in yet but they're out and if you pre-order here, they should send you one in a couple of days.
More on the Con
And here's a report on the panel we had at the convention all about Dr. Fredric Wertham and Seduction of the Innocent.
Sal at the Con
Here's a report on my interview with Sal Buscema at the Comic-Con International.
Recommended Reading
Michael Kinsley on Tony Blair and humility in politics. Or maybe it's just humiliation.
William Woolfolk, R.I.P.
William Woolfolk was one of the best writers in the Golden Age of Comics. He worked at various times on all the major characters but his most notable work was on Blackhawk, Plastic Man and Captain Marvel. He eventually left comics and began writing novels and TV shows, including one of the best programs ever produced, The Defenders starring E.G. Marshall. Sure wish TV Land or some other cable channel would start running those.
Here's a link to a too-brief newspaper obit about Mr. Woolfolk. And here's a link to his website, where you can learn more about this extraordinary talent. I had the honor of meeting him at last year's Comic-Con International in San Diego and having him on our Golden Age Panel and he struck me as a charming man, a dedicated writer and someone I wished I'd gotten to know better.
Ray B.
That's me interviewing Ray Bradbury at the Comic-Con International in San Diego. Much of what he said at the event fell into the general category of "Encouragement For Aspiring Writers" and it sent me into spasms of Flashback. In 1968 when I was a lad of 16, I went with several friends to Mr. Bradbury's office in Beverly Hills for what we thought would be maybe a half-hour of his time. It wound up being all afternoon, as he seemed to enjoy the chat as much as we did. He liked talking about comic books and strips and science fiction, and about the way the mainstream world treated those of us interested in such things.
That day in '68, Bradbury had powerful memories of growing up in Los Angeles (like we were doing) and participating in fan-type clubs (as we were then doing) and feeling a bit out of sync with the world (ditto). So we were in awe of him and he identified like crazy with us, especially after being informed that I was aiming to be a professional writer. The advice he then gave me was all pretty generic and obvious but the fact that The Great Ray Bradbury was telling me to keep at it had enormous impact. It made my intended occupation sound eminently possible and when I went home and told my parents that Ray Bradbury had told me to keep at it, they took it as airtight proof that I was on the right path — this, despite the fact that Mr. Bradbury had not read one syllable I'd written. I have the feeling he had the same effect on at least a few folks who were in the audience last Saturday afternoon. He's one of those writers that makes you feel like a writer.
I subsequently met Mr. Bradbury maybe a dozen times. One encounter that I prize occurred around 1978 when I came across a copy of a movie magazine that contained an article he'd written. It was all about his experiences as screenwriter of the 1956 film of Moby Dick and, of course, quite interesting. The following weekend, he was making an appearance at a local mini-con that I knew always had rotten turn-outs, so I went and took the magazine along. Sure enough, upon my arrival I found Ray Bradbury sitting there, ready to sign anything fans brought to him…but no one was paying him the slightest attention. Since he didn't drive, he was stranded there for the next few hours, until the con ended and its organizer could take him home — bad for him, good for me: I had him all to myself. We sat and talked, mostly about Los Angeles and what was to become of it. When I hauled out the magazine, he practically jumped out of his chair. "I don't have a copy of this," he gasped. "I've been looking for one for years."
For the next five minutes, we argued: He insisted on paying me for the magazine. I insisted he just take it. We finally compromised: He would take it and send me an autographed book. He asked me which of his I wanted and I said, "It doesn't matter. I'm probably not going to read it since I already own well-worn copies of every one of your books. I just want to put an autographed Ray Bradbury book on my shelf. Send me whichever one you have the most copies of." He seemed to like that answer. Even better, he liked that I offered to rescue him from the dreary convention by driving him home. A few days later, he sent me an autographed copy of The Martian Chronicles in Swedish and another of a short story collection in German — a terrific, clever gesture, I thought.
I interviewed Mr. Bradbury last year at the Comic-Con. He is in poor health, primarily from a couple of strokes that have robbed him of most of his ability to walk. At one point, I felt it was appropriate to tell him that though I was sure he didn't recall it, I had visited his office in 1968 and he had been most encouraging, sending me well on the way towards this thing my agent and I laughingly call my career. He smiled and said he had a vague memory of it…but of course, I assumed he didn't and was just being polite. This year, we had a few more minutes to chat before the panel as he sat there in his wheelchair, looking for all the world like someone who couldn't recall his name, let alone past events. When I reminded him I'd moderated the same event last year, he said he remembered…and then surprised the hell out of me by saying, "You gave me a magazine once…about Moby Dick." That would have been an impressive feat of recollection even for a man who hadn't had a stroke.
I guess we're too quick to assume that if the motor skills don't function properly, the brain doesn't, either. Just like last year, when the program started, he suddenly turned pretty much into Ray Bradbury from the waist-up. Owing to a set-up problem, we couldn't get him onto the elevated stage so we had to situate him on the floor in front of it, where more than half of the 1000 people present were unable to see him. It almost didn't matter. His mind was sharp and his words were passionate. He touched every person in that hall and infused them with a large dose of inspiration and creative energy. A fellow who sat way in the back, unable to see Bradbury even during the standing ovations later said to me, "This may sound weird but it really felt like he loved us all." He did…and the feeling was more than mutual.
My Favorite Online Comic Strip
The Green Monkeys by Betty and Mickey Paraskevas.
Recall Stuff
As I've mentioned here, I think the recall of California governor Gray Davis is an enormous waste of time and money, as well as being a grand way to get someone into office who's even less effective and has even less of a mandate. I don't think much of Davis but I can't imagine what anyone expects his successor to accomplish, especially if that successor is a Republican with 18% of the vote.
But it may not go that way. There's an interpretation of the law that, if it were to prevail, would allow Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamente to merely declare that he is next in line if Davis is ousted, and that no election for his replacement need occur. This article explains the situation.
I have no idea of the legality but even the possibility adds another layer of uncertainty and expensive court challenges to the process. And it just about guarantees that unless Davis beats back the recall, half the state will be screaming that the new governor is not entitled to the office. That will sure improve things.
Recommended Reading
I think Joe Klein may be on to something in this article. It suggests that G.W. Bush's problem isn't that he lies but that he believes passionately in a lot of things that aren't true, even after a more reasonable person might conclude they are not true.
I dunno if this is true of Bush, but I think it's a characterization of him that could be very easily accepted by much of America. I have never bought most of the statements about the importance of "character" in our elected officials. It would be nice if we could judge them by such a thing but I really don't think anyone who runs around discussing what kind of man George W. Bush is (or Clinton or Gore or Cheney, et al) really has that much insight into the subject's true character. At best, they look at the image that his handlers manage to concoct, weigh it against the unflattering caricature that his opponents try to sell, and decide which they prefer to believe. That becomes the subject's "character."
Bush's backers are defending him against the notion that he lies. I think they can do that with some success. I'm not sure they'll be as able to dismiss the charge that he takes in bogus data that confirms what he wants to believe and refuses to question it. But I suppose we'll find out.