Here's a handy list of quotes from officials in the Bush Administration stating how certain they are that Saddam Hussein has or had Weapons of Mass Destruction by the truckload. Has anyone asked any of these people, "If he had them — and if he was a barbaric madman as you say — why didn't he use any of them?" Someone at the very least owes Hans Blix an apology for all those jokes about how he couldn't find an elephant in a Mazda.