We have our work cut out for us. The Missouri Senate is mulling a proposal to tax — and I quote from this article: "bestiality, masturbation and sadistic or masochistic abuse." Another proposal would add lap dances to the "adult services" that would be taxed.
I don't believe they really mean this. I think they were watching late night TV and said, "Gee, the monologues are getting kinda thin. Let's come up with something Jay and Dave can milk for a few weeks."
A tariff on sadistic or masochistic abuse? Geez. I knew taxes were supposed to hurt but I didn't know you were supposed to enjoy it…