First, the Rio Hotel in Vegas decided that their thong-wearing cocktail waitresses weren't enticing enough and decided to replace them with ladies who'd also sing and dance as they served watery booze. Now, Treasure Island on the Strip is dumping the little pirate show out front and will be replacing it with a sexier version which includes, rumor has it, some scantily-clad women (details here.)
What's next? A sex-change for Siegfried or, more likely, Roy? Penn and Teller go topless? Elvis impersonators who do on-stage all the stuff Elvis did off-stage? I tell you: I worry for the values in that town.