You know, just when Americans are nervous and worried that our elected leaders don't have a clue how to prevent the world from erupting into nuclear holocaust, it's comforting to see someone in Congress come up with a mature, truly effective way to deal with a tense diplomatic situation. And if we really want to punish the French for disagreeing with George Bush, we could make more jokes about them not bathing, and maybe even throw up an embargo on Jerry Lewis movies. That'll show 'em.