A friend of mine in a show there tells me of a show that, word has it, is trying to get its act together so it can inhabit one of those showrooms. It's called Bare on Broadway and it will feature nude women performing in numbers from classic musical comedies. The idea, I guess, is to try and appeal to heterosexual men who like show tunes. Hey, I'll buy a ticket but I have a feeling I'll be kinda lonely in the audience. I suspect some composers and their publishing companies will refuse Grand Rights permissions but imagine: "Tits and Ass" (from A Chorus Line) performed with real tits and ass…