Anybody but me bothered by those new Denny's TV commercials featuring The Muppets? It's not that the characters are doing commercials. It's not even that someone other than Frank Oz is doing the voice of Miss Piggy. It's that Miss Piggy is ordering and enjoying Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast — which includes two slices of bacon and two links of sausage! Aren't those, like, her relatives? Shouldn't Miss Piggy have been reacting in horror to the cuisine? As I recall, The Muppet Movie was all about Kermit refusing to do TV commercials for a chain of restaurants that served frogs' legs. Where did that independent, selfless spirit go?