Holy Roller

Conan O'Brien has recently been having a lot of fun exhibiting figurines obtained from a Catholic products catalogue.  The line — and these were meant seriously; that's why they're so funny — depicts Jesus participating with kids in various sporting activities.  There's baseball, basketball, hockey, etc. — even Tae Kwon Do which, Mr. O'Brien notes, is an example of Jesus counseling children to settle their differences via hand-to-hand combat.  Anyway, if you're interested in obtaining any of these, here is a link to the website for the company that sells them.

(You'll have to hunt around the site a bit.  They have them segregated by sports, so the Jesus Playing Soccer figure is not on the same page as the Jesus Goes Golfing statue.)