Monthly Archives: March 2002

I was going to take a stab at some Oscar predictions here but decided against it.  I haven't seen any of the nominated films — not a one — and figured that might work against me.  However, I can predict this: The ceremony will be very long and everyone will bitch about that and call it "The worst Oscarcast Ever."  The ceremony is always very long and everyone always bitches about it and calls it "The Worst Oscar Ever."  Until the following one.  It's about the only thing you can bank on.  What's more, they often act like the thing is supposed to be short and it only ran long because someone screwed up.

In point of fact, the producers of the telecast know pretty much exactly how long the show's going to run and it's fine with them.  It's especially fine with the folks at ABC, who sell a lot of very expensive commercial time for the broadcast and would have to sell less if the show wrapped up in less time.

We can also predict that there will be a number of references — not necessarily "on topic" — to 9/11 but that Whoopi will say something that someone will strain hard to interpret as unpatriotic.  (I find it interesting that, this week, a lot of ultra-conservatives are extremely critical of President Bush for saying he'll sign the Campaign Finance Reform bill, and also for what he may do with that immigration plan.  These are the same people who charge treason when Bush is criticized by anyone for anything else.)  I suppose there'll be Cheney heart attack jokes and something about Liza's wedding and — who knows? — there may even be some mention of Gary Condit.  Nathan Lane is among the presenters and that might afford a dandy place for a line about how Max Bialystock got out of the play-producing business and launched Enron.

We can further predict that some actress will wear an outfit that is so outrageous — in concept or exposure — that everyone will be talking about it for weeks after.  One of the great crimes against humanity is to not be properly dressed for the Academy Awards.

And we can just about wager the farm that the reviews tomorrow will say, "Worst Oscar Show ever" and fault its producers for factors beyond their control, like who won and whether they gave memorable acceptance speeches.  It will remain "Worst Oscar Show ever" until the next one, whereupon they'll long for the memorable, classy moments of this year's ceremony.  Enjoy the festivities.

Warner Brothers has released a tribute drawing to Chuck Jones that's running in all the appropriate places.  Artist Spike Brandt did the honors…and a fine job he did of capturing key characters and moments from some of Chuck's films.  Click on the picture above to see a larger version.

At WonderCon, my pal Nat Gertler was doing a brisk business with his book, Panel One: Comic Book Scripts By Top Writers.  This is a dandy volume for those who ask — as someone seems to do every ten minutes on the Internet — "What does a comic book script look like?"  As you can see in this collection, there are many formats…and there are actually quite a few not represented here.  But you can get a good education on the way nine writers do it, and enjoy their actual words and the descriptions they gave to artists to create nine comic book stories.  It's a great idea and even those of us who write comics can learn a little something by seeing other writers' approaches.

You can purchase the book from Amazon.Com and if you click on that word here, I get a tiny cut.  Or you can scurry over to Nat's website and order it there.  (Nat also has a terrific guide to the books reprinting Mr. Schulz's Peanuts strips.)  Consider this a POVonline recommendation.

A large, loving crowd of animation folks gathered this afternoon in a too-small conference room out at Warner Brothers TV Animation in the valley.  The event that brought them together was a party for Joe Barbera, who will be 91 years of age tomorrow.  It was wonderful to see him surrounded by a whole generation of writers and artists who grew up on and were inspired by H-B cartoons, plus a few of his long-time associates like master artists Iwao Takamoto and Jerry Eisenberg.  Iwao and Jerry were the key designers of Hanna-Barbera shows of the late sixties and early seventies, among their other achievements, but it was the "mix" of generations that I found most assuring.

Matter of fact, if you analyzed that party, I suspect you'd find a lot of folks who got into cartoons because they were 7-12 years old when Quick Draw debuted, and another whole gaggle of people who were inspired by Scooby-Doo (1969) and even those motivated by the studio's 1979 or '89 offerings.  I couldn't even begin to quantify how many lives Joe Barbera has impacted, just among those who now make their livings in animation, let alone all those in allied fields.

The party took place at Warner Brothers TV Animation because, alas, Hanna-Barbera no longer exists except as a trademark of Time-Warner.  Once upon a time, we thought of Bugs, Daffy, Porky and the WB characters as one family and the H-B characters — Huck, Yogi, Fred Flintstone, et al — as another.  Today, thanks to a maze of corporate acquisitions, they're all kissing cousins and J.B. has an office at Warner's, where he consults and contributes to new projects.  One artist I chatted with at the event mentioned to me how he still couldn't quite believe that he could do a drawing of Scooby-Doo, get paid for doing it and even walk down the hall to show it to Joe Barbera.  Having worked for Hanna-Barbera for several years, I know exactly how he feels.  It's like painting an egg and then taking it to the Easter Bunny to pass inspection.

One thing that amused me occurred when we all sang a lusty, heart-felt rendition of "Happy Birthday."  When you hear food servers perform it in a restaurant, they often don't know the name of the honoree so they fake the third line: "Happy birthday, dear [mumble]…"  Today, of course, everyone knew the identity of the Birthday Boy but to some, he was "Joe" and to some, he was "Mr. Barbera" and to still others he was "Mr. B," a common nickname.  When we got to the name part of the tune, everyone sang their own term of address for Joseph Barbera and it sounded like a jumble, like we weren't sure of his name.  Joe chucked and said, "You all know who I am."

Yes, we do, Mr. Barbera.  And we hope you know we'll never forget it.

Another Joe — Joseph Frietze — lets me know that Bartcop, a passionate liberal website, has posted the full text of the Salon article by Joshua Micah Marshall that I keep touting.  Here's the link to it.

When Andy Richter departed his sidekick post on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, many across Ye Olde Internet predicted he'd quickly join the ranks of Shelley Long, McLean Stevenson and others who departed hit shows and never again soared to mid-level, let alone the heights.  Between his recent movie roles and his new Fox series, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, the former couch-warmer looks to be enjoying the final giggle.  The show is terrific and if it doesn't click, I'll be disappointed, but I'll expect he'll go on to be very funny on something else.  I sure don't think we'll see him among the has-beens on some future Celebrity Boxing… though, if he is, I'll sure tune in.

One of my longtime hangouts in Los Angeles is the legendary Farmers Market at the axis of Third and Fairfax.  Been going there since I was a wee lad, and I generally get there once or twice a week.  Recently, about half of it was torn down and all the available land and "backlot" area made into a new mega-mall called The Grove.  The most charming parts of the Market are relatively unscathed but, once you venture out into the parking lot, there's this long, upscale shopping area with a Gap and a Barnes & Noble and a Victoria's Secret and a Nordstrom's and an Abercrombie & Fitch and other merchants, many of them quite pricey.  It all looks very nice and there's also a 14-screen cinema with, we're told, the most comfortable seats and best viewing of any movie theater anyway.

If I sound conflicted about all this, I am.  A large chunk of a unique landmark has been retooled into something that could have been built anywhere.  In other words, I like The Grove but I'd like it more if it had been erected apart from Farmers Market.

The website for The Grove is www.thegrovela.com.  Neither it nor the maps they were passing out there last (opening) weekend differentiate between the businesses that are open for business and those that will open shortly.  For instance, they're ballyhooing Madame Wu's China Bistro, a new incarnation of a classic Chinese eatery that existed for decades in Santa Monica, closing just a few years back.  I called the phone number listed on The Grove's website to find out if they were open and got a recorded announcement, mostly in Chinese, saying that they were hiring chefs and waiters, and that I should leave my number if I were experienced in either area.  I am not so I didn't.

This week's L.A. Weekly has a couple of nice articles on the history of the Farmers Market, complete with old photos and grouchy (but not inaccurate) critiques of what's been done to it.  Here's a direct link to the piece.

If you receive BBC America, you may be enjoying a fine "chat show" — what we Americans call a "talk show" — called Parkinson.  It's often quite fun and it was never better that yesterday's 60 minute interview of John Cleese.  That particular episode reruns next Wednesday, March 27 at 7 PM, my time.  If you're a fan of Mr. Cleese, don't miss it.  And if you aren't a fan of Mr. Cleese, I don't want to associate with you.  (BBC America is also running and rerunning all those Fawlty Towers episodes that we all know by heart and have on VHS, Laserdisc and DVD but tune in to watch, anyway…)

Hey, you been over to Jingle Belle's place lately? You know Jing. She's the daughter of Santy Claus, star of her own terrific comic book by my pal Paul Dini and various nifty artists. She also has dolls and lunch boxes and, of course, her very own website which you can reach by clicking here. While you're there, check out the new holiday record reviews by Eddie the Music Elf.

I can't seem to come up with a link to a free source for Joshua Micah Marshall's article about the Whitewater report.  In a nutshell, he notices that deep within the report, they've secreted info that makes clear that the previous Bush administration (i.e., the one that was going to run against Bill Clinton; the one he displaced) did a number of unethical and possibly illegal things to hasten and encourage the Whitewater investigation in the hope that it would derail his candidacy.  I doubt this will become much of a scandal but it adds to the judgment of history that the whole inquiry had a lot more to do with harming a political foe than with anyone's actual concern about illegal actions.

I can, however, send you to another piece in Salon, which is Joe Conason's post mortem on the Whitewater investigation.  I think he's dead-right that there was never sufficient evidence to warrant the whole inquisition, and that the folks in Starr's office kept it going long past a proper term, hoping to not have to exonerate a president they wished to harm.  Anyway, here's the link — which, alas, is to a reposting of the article on The Smirking Chimp, a website that loads about as fast as a one-armed sharpshooter.

Lastly, the editorials in The Washington Times usually read as if written, not by some right-wing extremist but by someone who's working for a right-wing extremist and eager to not displease his boss. Nevertheless, I happen to agree with this one that faults President Bush's decision to sign the Campaign Finance Reform bill.  Even a stopped clock…you know…

Throughout five or six New York show-going trips, I somehow always by-passed Smokey Joe's Cafe.  I guess it didn't seem like a Broadway show to me: Two plotless hours of folks singing songs penned by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, the most successful composers of Top 40 tunes, this side of Lennon and McCartney.  Having now repeatedly viewed the video of the final New York performance, I'm kinda sorry I didn't see it on stage, as God intended.  The singers are all terrific and the line-up of songs leaves you marveling at the composers' track record.  There are 38 numbers in the show and all but a few are comfortably familiar to anyone who's ever spent more than a few hours listening to a Golden Oldies radio station and — in most cases — more enjoyable than even the "hit" versions.  You can order a copy of this from the Movies Unlimited folks by clicking here.

If you buy a copy of the DVD, VHS or CD, do yourself a favor and don't look at the track listing before playing the thing.  You'll sit there amazed, going, "They wrote that, too?"  You'll also wish that more shows would be videotaped for commercial release.

Most Broadway productions of the last few decades have been recorded but only for historical reference — so that, for example, directors of revivals can see what was done by their predecessors.  Those tapes — shot inexpensively and with an assurance to performers and Actors Equity that they are not for the public — probably serve their purpose.  But that purpose would be even better-served, and we could also enjoy the work if Broadway shows would and could record a video as routinely and effortlessly as they do a cast album/CD.

As I've mentioned here from time to time, my political views are all over the map — liberal on some matters, conservative on others — and I don't really trust anyone who is exclusively one or the other about everything.  On the current matter of Campaign Finance Reform, I find myself siding with both factions: I think something needs to be done about the influence of cash in our political process, but I think the recently-passed Campaign Finance Reform bill is a mis-step and probably an unconstitutional one, at that.  Just scanning the articles, one sees too much talk of "loopholes" to believe it will really change anything…and in the process, we've increased government limitations on your right to donate to the candidate or cause of your choice.  I cannot reconcile that with my understanding of the First Amendment.

On the other hand, though I might side with the Republicans who opposed the bill and who are still vowing to castrate it, I am unimpressed with their motives.  Continuing with our theme here of citing "politics over principles," I am unconvinced that anyone who's arguing for or against the bill is thinking much past whatever position looks to help them in the next few elections.  I am also unimpressed — as is nearly everyone — with our president's political cowardice.  He thinks the bill is wrong and is clearly counting on the Supreme Court to nuke it…but, even with a 75-80% approval rating — he isn't about to take the heat that would come with a veto.

It seems to me that true Campaign Finance Reform will have more to do with fuller disclosure — and making prosecution for influence-peddling and compliance easier — than with limiting donations.  It will also have to involve the public rising up against elected officials who take megabucks from the Acme Company and then turn around and govern on behalf of the Acme Board of Directors.  We don't get nearly mad enough about this kind of thing — or, if we do, it doesn't translate to a downside for either the givers or takers.  Some of the latter might lose their offices (or freedom) because of Enron…but that will be because they're perceived as accomplices in a swindle of that corporation's investors and employees.  The politicians who took Enron loot will not likely be hurt just because they took it and then "paid back" the donor.  What I'd love to see in the next election is for a lot of candidates to be defeated — Democratic or Republican, but preferably some of each — and for the obvious reason to be that they took those kinds of indirect bribes.  Once it's established that avoiding quid pro quos helps get a guy elected, we'll see real election reform.

Jerry Beck, over on Cartoon Research, calls our attention to this article about the squabble between Disney and the folks who control Winnie the Pooh.

And Joshua Micah Marshall has a good, probably important observation on the Whitewater Report over on www.salon.com.  Alas, it's over in the subscribers-only area but it's sure to turn up on some free site soon and, when it does, I'll post a link here.  In the meantime, Gene Lyons continues to expose a lot of the dirty-dealing behind the prosecution.  Here's a link to a recent piece about how Judge Starr was able to go as far as he was.

In 1995, the Resolution Trust Corporation issued a $4 million report by the San Francisco-based (and heavily Republican) law firm of Pillsbury, Madison and Sutro that concluded that there had been no criminal wrongdoing on the part of William Jefferson Clinton or his wife Hillary in connection with the land deal known as Whitewater.  This report was either denounced (G.O.P. Rep. Jim Leach of Iowa, then the House banking committee's ranking minority member, charged that the R.T.C. was illegally withholding Whitewater documents that would incriminate the Clintons) or ignored (most of the media, including the so-called liberal press).

Now, after six years, $70 million dollars and multiple reports of prosecutorial misconduct, the Office of the Independent Counsel has issued its Whitewater report.  It concludes that there was no criminal wrongdoing on the part of William Jefferson Clinton or his wife Hillary in connection with the land deal known as Whitewater.  Oh, it tries to hint that there were crimes that couldn't be proven but that's basically what it says.

Democrats will say, "Let's put this behind us," because they've decided that there's no upside to them in anything that involves repeated usage of the name, "Clinton."  Republicans will argue that somehow, justice has been denied; that there must have been a crime there…or maybe that it doesn't matter since they proved that Bill did something wrong and it helped them capture a few offices including, perhaps, the presidency.

I think both should be furious that so much time and money was wasted on a witch hunt but they won't be.  Politics over principle.

For those in the Southern California area:  This coming Sunday evening, March 24, KCET (channel 28) is rerunning the episode of Great Performances subtitled, "Chuck Jones: Extremes and In-Betweens, a Life in Animation."