Just got an e-mail from Batton Lash pointing out the real punch line to the Reuters "correction." They corrected the line where it said he plays at Elaine's to saying he plays at Michael's Pub…but, in fact, that's wrong, too. Michael's Pub was sold some time ago and for years now, Woody and his band have been playing at the Hotel Carlyle.
These are the people who tell us most of what we know about what's happening in our world.