Tony, Tony, Tony…

My longtime pal Tony Isabella just gave me the following nice plug in his online column, which you can read at www.wfcomics.com/tony:

I visit there almost every day and it's not just because Mark has those risqué pictures of me with Jennifer Connelly. At least Mark told me the woman was Jennifer Connelly. That was the year I was hanging out with George W. Bush and, to be honest, most of it is an alcoholic haze.

Tony, I hate to break this to you but that wasn't Jennifer Connelly.  That was Billy Connolly.  Here…perhaps this will explain it for you:

That's Jennifer on the left and Billy on the right.  In case you get this confused in the future, Tony, here's a handy way to tell them apart: Billy only wears one earring and he has been known to speak with a Scottish accent.  Also, I should admit that I burned all the photos of you and Billy because, quite frankly, they were making me ill.  Especially the ones with the lima beans and the gecko.