Monthly Archives: January 2002

I just sent in my 382nd column for the Comics Buyer's Guide.  It is also my last.  Ought to appear in a couple of weeks.

Okay, so it looks like we don't get another O.J. Murder Trial…yet.  I still can't get past the hunch that, one of these days, that man is going to do something that all the Johnnie Cochrans in the world can't save him from.  Daniel Petrocelli, the lawyer who won the huge judgment against Simpson on behalf of the Goldman family, has said that he thinks O.J. will someday confess.  Out of some mixture of pride, guilt and pure insanity, he has been "confessing incrementally," letting little things slip, says Petrocelli.  Maybe that's it…but the story feels like it needs a more ironic Third Act.  (Petrocelli, by the way, is the lawyer currently representing Disney in the Winnie the Pooh case.  Looks like this time, it's Petrocelli who's on the indefensible side.)

Enron question: Didn't I read somewhere that, back in Texas, George W. Bush was involved in several business deals where the company went under, investors and employees lost a bundle, but the guys at the top (i.e., Bush) made out like bandits?  If this is so, how long before Democrats and/or reporters start dredging up such stories, suggesting that, even in our President didn't do anything wrong vis-a-vis Enron, the company was only following his business model?

Had another lovely evening at The Magic Castle, which is still the only good reason I've ever found to put on a tie.  Featured this week in the Close-Up Gallery is maybe the best close-up magician I've ever seen…a gent named Johnny Ace Palmer, who is kind of the Picasso of Misdirection.  I love it when you see a guy who (a) has obviously practiced for zillions of hours and does what he does to perfection and (b) genuinely enjoys performing.  You know how great it is when you take friends to a terrific restaurant you've found and they love it so much, you feel as proud as if you'd cooked the meal?  Carolyn and I took our friends Gordon and Donna to see Johnny and received some of that "contact pride."  We sat in the front row and watched the guy make things appear out of the oxygen, right before our orbs.  Even when you know where they come from, he's pretty amazing.

Everyone says they want us to get back to normal in this country.  Well, what could be more normal than ANOTHER O.J. MURDER TRIAL?

More TV history on Game Show Network, where their Black-and-White Overnight series has been running old programs that, in most cases, have not been seen since their original airings.  This AM, they ran the 6/11/58 episode of I've Got A Secret that got its producer, Allan Sherman, fired.  This was before Sherman had much experience as a performer.  He and a friend named Howard Merrill created the panel show and took it to the Goodson-Todman people who recognized it as a cheap knock-off of their hit, What's My Line?  Fortunately, the game show moguls saw the wisdom of imitating themselves, bought the show and sold it to CBS.  Sherman became Associate Producer and later, Producer…and then he began to produce other shows, as well.  (That's him in the center of the photo above, chatting with I've Got a Secret panel members and host Garry Moore.)

A few nights ago, GSN ran an I've Got A Secret wherein celebrity guest Phil Silvers plugged his upcoming special and mentioned that it had been produced by Sherman.  In fact, Sherman became so busy with other projects that — the story goes — he began neglecting Secret, and the Goodson-Todman hierarchy got fed up with him.

The last straw was the episode GSN aired this morn, with Tony Curtis as the guest and Henry Morgan filling in as host for the vacationing Moore.  Sherman had come up with a spot that involved Curtis demonstrating games he'd supposedly played as a kid in the streets of New York.  Goodson and others at the office told Sherman it was a lousy idea and that it would make for a lousy show.  Sherman insisted it would be great and insisted on going ahead with it.  He was wrong.  The network, the sponsors and the folks at Goodson-Todman all hated the episode and, only hours after it was broadcast, Sherman was fired.  (Over on the game show news group, maven Eric Paddon just noted one other item of trivia: "After ten minutes of seemingly pointless demonstration, Tony finally reveals he has a secret that the panel only gets one question to guess.  The secret is that he's about to become a father again.  That child grew up to be his beautiful and talented daughter, Jamie Lee Curtis.")

In the following years, Allan Sherman went through a series of producing jobs, primarily on game shows, getting fired from most of them.  His most humiliating experience came when he was hired and quickly axed as the producer of a syndicated talk show that Steve Allen launched in 1961.  Fortunately, a few months later, he recorded an album of song parodies called My Son, the Folk Singer.  It quickly became the fastest-selling record in history and he was a performer for the rest of his life.  (He passed away in 1973)

Speaking of statuary from Dark Horse Comics — as I was, a few days ago — they've been issuing this wonderful set called Classic Comic Characters.  They're wonderful little figurines of your favorites from the funny pages, including (so far) Nancy, Sluggo, Krazy Kat, Ignatz, Popeye, Prince Valiant, The Phantom, Olive Oyl, Felix the Cat, Fearless Fosdick, Terry (of "…The Pirates" fame), The Dragon Lady, Flash Gordon, Little Orphan Annie, Beetle Bailey, Sarge, Li'l Abner, Daisy Mae, Mandrake, Blondie, Dagwood, Smokey Stover, Bluto, Wimpy, Alley Oop and (coming soon) The Yellow Kid, Little Nemo and many more.

They've also issued a figure of Albert the Alligator (from Walt Kelly's brilliant newspaper strip, Pogo) and in June, the above Pogo replica will join the ever-widening throng.  Well, actually, Pogo will look even better than he does above.  These are pics of prototypes.  The design of the Albert statue — which you can purchase right now from places like Bud Plant Comic Art — was improved a bit after the catalogue photo was taken and Pogo is still being even further refined.

The statues are being sculpted by folks at Yoe! Studios, supervised by demon cartoonist Craig Yoe, with these two under the intense scrutiny of my best friend in the whole world, Carolyn Kelly.  She is uniquely qualified to supervise Pogo stuff because not only is she a fine artist but she also sometimes sat on her father's lap as he drew the strip.  The possum is in good hands.

And yes, we're still sticking by our Enron prediction…though we're even a bit less confident about it.  A lot of this may come down to whether other, similar corporations (like Dick Cheney's Halliburton Industries) go the same way.  But mostly, it may come down to whether the public decides that all those campaign contributions represented a genuine quid pro quo betwixt Mssrs. Bush and Lay — and someone has got to be working double-time coming up with dirty jokes that play off those names.

For those of you still trying to decide for yourself, here's a link to an article in The Washington Times that insists that Enron got nothing for their money.  And here's a link to a piece by Robert Scheer that argues just the opposite.  My current feeling is that if you wholly believe either, you're a ninny.

Hey, wanna hear Ron Taylor sing?  I'd recommend the cast albums from the two shows I mentioned in the obit below but if you don't have them handy, you can hear a song he performed for Channel Umptee-3, a cartoon show I worked on that managed to last a whole season on WB without anyone ever seeing it.  If you click on the link below, you should be able to hear a song with lyrics by me, music by Brad Ellis and an arrangement by Walter Murphy.  But most of all, you'll hear Ron Taylor in all his glory…

Another day, another damn obit.  In the picture above, the big black guy is Ron Taylor, who unfortunately is now the late Ron Taylor.  The photo is from the recent Broadway show, Ain't Nothin' But the Blues, which had Ron as a co-creator and one of the stars.  He earned Tony nominations in two categories and won much acclaim — a nice thing, for Ron had done excellent work for years in jobs that left him largely unseen.  Most notable was his voicing of the plant, Audrey II, in the original off-Broadway production of Little Shop of Horrors, singing "Feed Me" with glorious abandon and treachery.  That's Ron you hear on the cast album, and he functioned in that off-stage capacity for something like a thousand performances around the country, bringing more to the role than anyone thought possible.

He was also much in-demand as a studio singer and you heard him countless times in commercials and doing back-up duties in your favorite songs.  (One of many where he stands out: Ron provided the deep bass voice on Billy Joel's a cappela hit, "For the Longest Time.")  Ron also did cartoon voices, which is how I came to work with him.  He was a lovely man with a glorious voice.

We have quite an interesting Time Machine operating on The Game Show Network's "Black-and-White Overnight" series.  Tonight (this morning), they ran an episode of What's My Line? that originally aired October 27, 1963.  The Mystery Guest was Ethel Merman, who was plugging It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World which was, she said, set to open in New York on November 17.  GSN generally runs these consecutively but some shows are missing from their library and, once in a while, they jump from one period to another for no visible reason.  If they continue in sequence this week, they'll be running the shows just before and just after the assassination of President Kennedy.

One assumes the "post" comments will be of interest, particularly those of panelist Dorothy Kilgallen, who later got involved in one of the countless investigations of the murder.  Two years later, following several trips to Texas to interview Jack Ruby, she was found dead in her apartment.  There were no indications of foul play but most J.F.K. conspiracy theorists want to believe that she was murdered because she was about to blow the case wide open.  Anyway, you might want to set the VCR or TiVo…

Topic for discussion: An insurance company is covering the World Trade Center.  The policy specifies a payout of up to 3.5 billion dollars for a terrorist attack.  Since destruction is total, the maximum amount applies…but wait!  On September 11, 2001, was there one terrorist attack on the World Trade Center?  Or were there two, for a total liability of 7 billion?

Three and a half billion dollars hinge on this answer.  For more details, see this article.

It's a good six months from release but I thought I'd mention that Dark Horse Comics will be bringing out a "PVC set" of Groo characters.  These are little 4" tall toys made out of PVC polymer that come all painted and ready for display.  Matter of fact, most people leave them in the neat little box.  Sergio has done elaborate model sheets for the sculptures and we're expecting them to look real neat.  A few other Groo items will be released before '02 — the year of Groo's 20th anniversary, can you believe it? — is over.

• A Time For Outrage… by Richard Cohen, Washington Post
• …Especially From Republicans by George F. Will, Washington Post
• When Going Gets Tough, The Tough Shred by Daniel L. Schorr
• Bush to Lay: What Was Your Name Again? by Robert Scheer, Los Angeles Times
• Hold Your Horses by William F. Buckley, Jr.

And here we are, more links to comedians' websites…

• www.riptaylor.com — Rip Taylor
• www.richardlewisonline.com — Richard Lewis
• www.amazingj.com — The Amazing Johnathan
• www.cutitout.net — Dave Coulier
• www.jackiemason.com — Jackie Mason
• www.jonathanwinters.com — Jonathan Winters
• www.smothersbrothers.com — The Smothers Brothers
• www.rita-rudner.com — Rita Rudner
• www.emophillips.com — Emo Phillips
• www.gallaghersmash.com — Gallagher

And it's not up yet but I can't wait for www.irwincorey.org.

I have lots of talented friends.  I can't do much more than write silly stuff and cook turkeys in my George Foreman rotisserie oven.  But I have friends who can sing, dance, juggle…even sound like other people.  One who can do all those except maybe the juggling is the incomparable Christine Pedi, who is oft-referred to as "Christine Pedi of Forbidden Broadway."  She no longer performs in that show but when she did, she won raves for her uncanny carbons and burlesques of celebs like Ethel Merman, Liza Minnelli and Elaine Stritch.  (I saw her do Liza at least a dozen times over the years and watched the impression get broader and broader.  It's had to, since Liza is now doing an increasingly-broad imitation of herself and Christine has to stay ahead of the real thing.)

You can read a nice article about her that ran in The New York Times by clicking here and another piece on TheatreMania by clicking here.  And you can see Christine on your very own TV.  She's scheduled to do a number this coming Tuesday (January 22) on The Rosie O'Donnell Show.

Funny story how I met Christine: She was appearing in a production of Forbidden Broadway that was appearing at the Tiffany Theater here in Hollywood — an excellent company that included Brad Oscar, who is now on Broadway, playing Franz Liebkind in The Producers.  (That is, when he isn't filling in for Nathan Lane as Bialystock.)  I took a group of friends to the Tiffany to see the show — a group that included Stan Freberg and June Foray.  After the performance, which we all loved, Stan wanted to meet the cast and, of course, they all wanted to meet one of America's great satirists.  So we all massed in the lobby and when Christine met Stan, somehow the subject of his career doing cartoon voices came up.  She said she wanted to get into the field and Stan pointed to me and said, "That's Mark Evanier.  He does the Garfield cartoon show and he can tell you all about the business."

So she came over to me, introduced herself, told me that she was fascinated by the business and asked me what June Foray was like.  I pointed to the lady standing next to me and said, "She's exactly like that woman."  (I felt like Woody Allen: "I just happen to have Marshall McLuhan right here…")