Jerry Watching

I'm watching the Jerry Lewis Telethon and Mr. Lewis just said — and I quote:

I just looked in the front row and I realize that my nine-year-old daughter is here, and my six grandchildren, and each and every one of them are so healthy, they would make Vic Tanny look sick.

That's pretty healthy, to be able to make a guy who died in 1984 look like he's only sick.  Somebody, anybody — get Jerry a list of this century's topical references!